McCain trying to land a celebrity punch. He had the Governor “The Terminator” at a rally today.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says Obama needs to work out and get some meat on his ideas and on his bones as well.
Called him a weakling. A man with skinny legs.

Arnold said McCain is built like a rock (he didn’t say a 72 year old rock) he’s been tested under torture, under deprivation, under temptation, and under isolation.
Arnold went Jesse Jackson on the McCain/Palin people!
What does any of this have to do with my bank account? Losing a home, or a job? Why does this qualify him?
John McCain sounds good if he’s applying for a job as a contestant on “Survivor”.

I’ve noticed Arnold’s speech has gotten better good for his big ass.
Arnold says these character traits of McCain’s are the reasons we don’t have to wonder if he’s qualified,
when actually they are the very reason. I wonder if he’s qualified. He’s been in a prison longer than Obama’s been in the Senate. “That’s Scary” to me, not commendable. That makes me think that McCain is not all there. And when I listen to him talk these days I know I’m not far off. Cindy McCain’s face looks like she’s given up. Like she thinking why are we still campaigning? It’s cold!

Arnold leaves on The Mack is Back…And you know what negates all this shit he just spoke on?
Is that his wife is voting for Obama. And her entire little family. You know ‘em “The Kennedys.” They may know a thing or two about Presidents.

So basically you can tell when somebody is getting paid to do a speech at a rally. Now you know why Joe the plumber was a no-show yesterday. He wasn’t coming until his deal was worked out.

I’m a “McCan’t” – show until you pay me.

Just like my writers. They can’t show until I pay them baby. I’m on my own. I got a brilliant writing staff …in waiting.

McCain gets on stage happier then a sweet-man at a wiener roast..I’m glad to see him happy for once.

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

How long has he known Barack?

                                                                                          

I wish Obama felt he didn’t have to tax anyone, anymore than we already are. I believe there is enough money wasted in government(Federal Budget) that could be put back into the Americans pockets. Obama says he’s going to cut all these wasted programs, and if they called off the war and made Iraq spend their own money we would have some money.
That’s what I’d do and that’s what I do around my own office. I stop the fighting by stop paying everybody and make them pay there own way. Shit gets better and I have more money to give to others. I told one of my best white-friends today if it wasn’t for these rich white folks backing this brotha’ we wouldn’t be voting for him in the first place. It’s because of them we know he’s got to be the man. Many of us wanted the other Democrat the rich female.
Anyway if Obama did it like I’ve suggested I believe he wouldn’t of offended the rich by cutting more of their taxes, he might of had more of their support. But I guess he said fuck em’ there rich(Obamas’ rich too and willing to make the first sacrifice he’ll be taxing himself.)how are we going to cry for them obviously they not crying about us.

But we got rich people out there that will not be voting Obama baby. Where you at Michael Jordan? (you’ve noticed Michael J. ain’t said shit, Barkley running off at the mouth because he owe money.)
But really the cuts in the federal budget and ending this war should be enough money to fix this shit without taxing anyone any higher. They spent our tax dollars in the past for shit like testing dogs who live with smokers. To see if they are getting cancer. They spent millions of dollars to tell us that dogs that live with smokers have a fifty percent chance of lung cancer than a dog that don’t live with a smoker. I’m not bullshitin’ my readers they did it, with our money. That’s just some dumb ass survey I learned about years ago but if the “No-child-left-behind” program isn’t an example to you of wasted spending. There are some dumb ass kids out there that could use your help.

But Obama, got Eric the Google man,

Endorsing his economic plan, and he stepped up after Warren Buffet and others have already put their stamp on it. You know “Warren the Wealthy fucka’”!
Now, I’m not a rocket scientist or no shit like that, but I think I can tell the difference. Between “Joe the Plumber” and “Eric the Rich Guy”, especially when Eric, is actually a rich guy. And Joe the Plumber ain’t shit! we’ll maybe I shouldn’t go so far as saying he ain’t shit. But he’s definitely not a licensed plumber.
And McCains’ senile camp keep saying he is. But what I can say is he’s not smarter than “Eric the Rich Fuck” from Google, shit, I got that figured out! Do you?
And the crazy part is that the audiences, in these rallies keep cheering for Joe, like he’s real, he was even on stage today with Sexy Sarah.
Now that’s where he needs to take up some plumbing he should un-clog her ass. Ah you know something up there a butt plug or something.
She’s sexy Sarah the voice of the new Republicans. As she keeps reading her scripts and mispronouncing all of Obama’s alleged associates.
I sure feel sorry for the Republicans if that’s who they’re going to throw at us in 2012.
It’ll be the battle of the bitches in 2012. Hilray Clinton against Sarah Palin, you talk about shit hittin’ the fan when a black man showed up. It’s going to seem like a Disneyland ride compared to these two running against each other. Well, we will get back to that after this one.
All I’m writing here people is remember to ask yourself the big question when you go to the polls.
Would you rather be right or happy? And then make your pick. I think we all, are right according to our beliefs, but I know for damn sure we are not all happy.
Let’s see if Obama is going to get in the White House or will he just get to the front door of the mudderfucka’. November 5th we will all be watching.

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

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*LARRY KING WILL BE LIVE WITH JOHN MCCAIN TONIGHT AT 9P.M.
In this interview he says he has complete confidence in Sarah Palin to take over if need be. Even in the middle of an attack on American soil. Whoa!
I’m telling you McCain must be hittin that!

*DO YOU THINK THIS MUDDER FUCKA GOIN’ TO MAKE IT?
CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,

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ENJOY THE LAST VIDEO BLOG IN THIS VOICE.
WHOAA, I’M GLAD THIS RACE IS COMING TO A CLOSE.
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Viola Vaughn a woman, a mother, who lost her own child and took in five grandchildren. Has been inspired to educate the young women in Senegal, Africa. These young women grow up usually without the opportunity for education or any job skills.
Viola has taught them to run their own businesses (exporting) and to educate themselves. The young girls basically run the school’s agenda. Viola claims she’s just there to dot the i’s and cross the t’s.

But she’s more than that, she’s a “Light” in this world. And a mother, friend, and teacher to these young women. These kind of actions fill my heart and I’m sure yours as well, when you hear this kind of charity.

I believe there are so many of us (Americans) giving the money, time and resources would attempt to give more of their lives to others like this.
We must find a way to release the burden of just getting by for American families. Because I’ve come to know many people who serve their communities and country who will probably never reach national recognition. Nor do most of them want it.
But I believe if more of us were freed from the burden of just getting by in America. We’d all be in a better position and be more apt to help the rest of the world who asks us for help.
Viola stepped out on her own. Her life offered her and her husband the opportunity to help others. And man, she took it and ran so far away with it.
She has over 1500 students in her program now. And about six of these girls are now in college.
You have to understand it didn’t go down like this for girls in Senegal. Usually these girls are made to stay home. The mothers of these young girls would make their daughters stay home and take care of chores all day as soon as they were old enough.
Viola believes children learn. You can’t teach them. The little ones you can, but once they’re older they need the capacity to want to learn.
And that’s when Viola takes over with the girls willingness to learn. She can provide them with the books and materials available to her. And with that and a whole lot of compassion and love the girls make the progress.

And it seems most of all she has provided that thing called Love. Yes folks love. It’s an ingredient for all healing and forgiveness.
You go girl!
On CNN today Maya Angelou spoke with Viola who Viola admires with all her heart. It was great to hear the extension of these two great women’s admiration and love for each other.

Maya shared with her that her grandmother used to tell her that when you learn, teach and when you get, give. I look forward to getting some, so I can be giving some. There’s no greater feeling than to have enough for your own, and be able to give, too.
I hope we as Americans and our World are headed down a path of forgiveness and tolerance once this election is over.
A path where each of us can become great givers.

I applaud CNN for running this story and giving great and wonderful black woman the title of HERO Great jobs News people. See we ain’t all bad news.

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

 TWO, ONE, AND WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT ON NOV 5TH.
If Obama, was a white dude I’d probably, wouldn’t be all that concerned. And I wouldn’t of, written about it this way. But as you might of heard I’ve been black all my life.
And I have yet, to witness this kind of thing going good. (change) EVERYONE- I’VE EVER WITNESSED THAT HAS CAMPAIGNED FOR THIS KIND OF CHANGE HASN’T MADE IT.
That’s why we still don’t have it, even though it seemed we were closer to it. I will be under great anticipation all week seeing how all this plays out and recording every bit of it for my readers.
I won’t get much sleep I’m sure, (I don’t sleep much now) waking up periodically throughout the night.
Wondering if the brotha’ is o.k. Did he make it? Me, and millions of black Americans will be feeling this anticipation this week and until the election. We can’t help it folks this is crazier than the O.J. trial. And remember nobody had no love, for no fuckin’ O.j.
O.j. ain’t never done shit for blacks with his success.

So we didn’t like ol’ dude really what we liked was that his money got him off. Just like it has for so many other guilty rich people like John McCain. (“Keatings 5″). (Obama has never been charged. Hard to believe a brotha’ has never been charged. Huh?)
In the case of the “Stupidest football player on the Planet” O.j.. he just happened to be black and black people have never seen no shit like that before. Winning in court with a black lawyer too. Ah naw, it was fascinating and that really pissed off these same type, of judgmental people who weren’t there and will never know what happened.
It allows these same kind of people to be mad now that this brotha’ may be taking office. Not all of you, you know you.
The ones who displayed so much hate for the color of their Heisman Trophy winner. That makes the other black folks in America who are law abiding like myself nervous, as a cat in the hands of Bill Clinton. You know how he likes pussies.
So most black folks in this country who know these kind of ill truths about our fellow-country men and women.(Can’t leave out the ladies.) And have lived through this kind of hate and outrage before.
We will be sleeping a little light in the next few days. And if you weren’t you wouldn’t be human or aware.
I expect most of us to be popping up like slices of bread from a toaster. POP! Is he o.k.? Is he o.k.? who? Obama, mudderfucka’ is he o.k.?
Yeah it’s going to be okay, all right. But it’s going to be an intense week even if we don’t want it to be.
Pray up, Look up, Pack up, because we’re going up America.
We, for now, are still the Greatest Country in this world. Let’s see if we can keep it that way.
“God Bless America”
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MY AUNT is a professional baker and a racist.
She founded the… cake cake cake

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