March, 2009

If this is how you make money brotha, don’t quit your – night job.. Of all women why her? I would at least ask for some proof of insurance. As soon as I saw those dukes i’d be tryin to catch the undercurrent at least!

Just watch, hosted by nothingtoxic.com:

 For real? Just how stupid can you be? I know times is tough but really, you didn’t NEED to show up to class drunk from the night before! On top of that, you start to dance with the students?

 On the other hand, I understand how she wanted to nurture the students’ social growth… By asking them to cut some rug. Let those inhibitions loose. Take my hand, let’s tango. 

 And at least she was decent enough to give chase and pass out by the nearest reservoir, where her recovery begins to take place.

Obama doing the damn thing and Sent GM’s CEO, Rick Wagoner the Fluck home.

He wasn’t get shit done for the auto industry he didn’t recognize soon enough that we need fuel efficient cars. Better priced automobiles homie. Who you guys think you’re bullshitting? The American people have been aware for quite sometime. We just didn’t have a President to take the message to you. We Americans know simply you could have started building better cars years ago you arrogant punks!  And you went to sleep and thought about all the bling, bling you could have if you kept selling us your shitty cars. Well now it’s over and you guys up there will have to get sharper skills and build better automobiles for the American people. Bye, Bye…

“That’s a Wrap 4Real”

3.5 million people asked Obama online about legalizing weed. And his answer while laughing and remembering his days of smoking some good herb. Was “No” what did they expect him to say he’s black not stupid he knows a setup when he hears it.

“4Real”

Men and women are calling psychics who never thought they would call a psychic,” says Maryanne Fiedler, marketing director of Psychic Source, an online network of 165 clairvoyants who consult by phone. Many have lost jobs or retirement savings. Fiedler says her psychics don’t give investment advice. “We’re trying to ease their anxieties,” she says, by offering “reassurance.”

Every since the recession hit American citizens are looking for answers and many are getting them from psychics. 85$ an hour or more can get you some serious answers.

What would you ask a psychic about?

1.What stocks do you buy lady ?

2.Do you know how I’m going to pay you?

3.Is my money in my pocket or in my car? How much is this going to cost to find out what I already know?

4.Are you buying real estate at this time Psychic lady?

5. Are you really a woman?

6.Can you predict the future or are you just guessing lady?

7.Will my check clear? Oh, you don’t take checks. Okay, Is my money American or yen?

8.How many people will walk in here today and give you money?

9.Do you think I could make money being a psychic?

10.Didn’t you know? I didn’t have money ON ME? C’mon psychic lady!

“4real”

On the real tip you’d be amazed at how many people go to see a psychic every week. Especially in L.A. and  many of them are millionaires and big business people men and women. All you have to fear is fear itself.

Leave us your questions and I’ll submit them to our resident psychic you’ll be amazed at the answers…

Gas is still “Sheetz” slowly but surely the shiit, is getting higher and higher. Here’s a gas station I ran thru on the road in North Carolina it’s name seemed to express the feeling of the average American motorists.

“SHEETZ” this stuff is high! I can’t afford this “Sheetz”! If this “Sheetz” gets any higher …okay we’ll stop you get the joke.  We love finding this kind of funny shiit… for ya’.

“4REAL”

Huffington Post posted a video about a Carson, CA woman who puts a city council member on blast and smacks the public works chairman in the head on the way out. Caught by TruTV‘s “Disorder in the Court”, we get a glimpse at a new actress comin up in the game! Yep, our California Public Works Chairman’s performance is straight up Oscar worthy! 

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Schick just had to do it. I mean, come on.