Oh, the open ended answer of all open ended answers: “Still under investigation”. These last anywhere from minutes to years! I’d say that’s enough time to make something up. In our newest update, a man mysteriously steals a police car while threatening someone with a knife and being tracked by a K-9 unit. As to […]

Says the Associated Press: Kuwait’s state news agency is reporting that several US soldiers passing through the country have been infected with swine flu. The news agency quotes a senior health official as saying the soldiers were treated on a U.S. base and some have left the country. The official, Ibrahim Abdul-Hadi, did not say how […]

This email was sent to our publicist. TVOne, wanted to know what criteria could FSNToday add to Obama’s pick for Supreme Court Justice. He can pick whoever he wants to he’s got some certain folks we know shaking in their boots. My apologies for sending this on such short notice but I came across Spencer’s […]

Turns out The President is going to have to lash out on his “Body Man” though he’s not secret service. Turns out Reggie Love, who watches the body of our beloved President, is a friend of pro basketball player Shane Battier. They were at Duke University together. Played college ball together. A really good friend. […]

…just wake the fluck up? From a coma. When this writer was a kid I used to hate knowing that wrestling was fixed and faked. And I never wanted to believe that sports events are set up. And I remember a sports writer many years my senior at the time told me that in Muhammad […]