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Labor Day Weekend, Unemployment. Who’s Laboring?
Certainly not the 500,000 Americans who filed for unemployment a couple of months ago. How quickly we forget for a fun time. We’re Americans!!! Where Labor day is an oxymoron. No one is laboring because they’re unemployed. This country created this nasty word unemployment. Which really means the government and small businesses are unable to create jobs. Reason is, the rich are saying tough shit to the middle class.
The rich folks better be careful if there is ever retaliation in the streets. I would gather a guess to say you’re first. So, what are the rest of the citizens seem to be doing? Looks like the best that they can in a funky situation. America was smart in placing holidays on the calendar. They created days where we don’t have to give a f**k. This blogga is forced like the rest of you to enjoy his life, also. So, I will be doing just that laboring at the beach deciding where to plant my feet. Because if I could be laboring doing some good for an excellent paycheck, I’d have no problem doing that this weekend. I know I’m not alone. Being broke on the beach can block a person from the sunny seas. There is a way to prosper during tough times. Get on your knees and pray to something!!!
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Jerry Lewis (The O.G. “Nutty Professor”)…Say’s I”d Spank Her
Jerry Lewis went ol’ skool on Lindsay Lohan this week, telling the media in an interview. That he would smack her in the mouth. Jerry!!! Hold on ol’ man!
Then he says, and if that didn’t work he’d put her over his knee and spank her… Ol’ skool. While listening I thought to myself, Jerry’s 84 years old he doesn’t want to hurt the girl he wants to f**k her. Nevertheless, he knows he can’t cuz he’s 84.(Viagra aint’ helping this ol’ dude). So the smacking her in the mouth and spanking her over his knee talk could be interpreted as sexy senior citizen talk, not abuse. Kind of like senior citizen foreplay. (Kind of nasty too).
I met an ol’ man Jerry’s age many years ago who loved to talk about sex like a lot of old men do. This old guy told me one day over coffee that he was so old, that all he could do for the “pussy” was pat it…And wish it well.
And by the way who doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Kim Kardashian types wouldn’t like a good spanking. Especially from some rich ol’ dude. Aren’t they headed down that “Anna Nicole Smith” path anyway? As my grandaddy used to say “The handwriting is on the wall” !!!
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
MSNBC The Ed Show vs Fox The Glenn Beck show
These two television personalties are at each other throats on the air. On their radio shows and t.v. shows. They have been verbally punching the shit out of each other. Somebody needs to put these two in the ring, I’m sure (MSNBC) Mr. Ed would beat the dog-do-do out of (FOX NEWS) Glenn Beck.
Mr. Ed for the most part seems like a straight shooting White-American that the Beck supporters like to call fat man. He’s looks like he’s a pretty big dude with a passionate heart for America and the Middle-Class. Beck on the other hand says our President has a deep rooted thing against white people or the white culture. Hmmm. Slavery, oppression, prisons, genocide. Naw, what makes you think that he could? Now Mr. Ed. is not afraid to lash out at ignorant shit that keeps happening in our country. Mr. Ed. blurted out on national television, that Beck-like people are afraid of President Barack Obama because he is black! Oh…Snap! A white man finally said it out loud! And I loved it!
All the other news stations know this is true but just can’t seem to go there. I don’t know why, but I don’t blame them either. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that our President is being rejected and hitting pillars of hate by a whole group of people who can’t stand the black man in office. That’s what Mr. Ed said pretty much. Sad, but true. (When the others can go there we’re on our way to do what Dr. King Jr. said we would do, “overcome”). Beck says everybody better get with God on his command because it’s the end of the world as the white people know it. As if Becks’ finite pea brain could understand the infinite wisdom of God. Shit, no ones can.
This blogga believes we will overcome this ignorance soon enough. That I have witnessed all kinds of people (all kinds of cultures in America) who are getting tired of violence and hate.
We have seen at least fifty percent of ”White America” give their support for a man they believed in regardless of his skin color or that he went to Harvard. Now that’s big change that another fifty percent of America never thought they would ever see. It’s also a pretty damn good indicator of real change no matter if you’re black or white. And truly that’s what I believe these Beck-like people are really afraid of.
A real United States of America. A Diversified world the land of the free for everybody. Make your money but not at the expense of American lives and industry. Mr. Ed is a believer of that platform and I can’t help but side with him when I hear him. Beck is a destroyer and a segregator. Mr. Ed is more of uniter, a fighter of what’s right. I say Mr Ed. is a winner and Beck a definite loser (hate kills the hater).
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
Obama Pimped The Oral Office…
…I’m well aware the Presidents office is called the “OVAL OFFICE” but since former President Bill Clinton did his thing in there with “Monica Lewinsky” and got caught. I like to call it the “ORAL OFFICE”. And the reason the Presidents job is no longer desirable to young men. I mean if the President can’t relax in his own office why do the job? I would be afraid the whole damn place is wired by now with tiny cameras in the couches and furniture pieces. I’d be scared to grab my dick in that office. Wouldn’t you ladies? (somebody might see us). I wouldn’t touch shit in that room.
Nevertheless, it turns out while President Obama was on a well deserved paid vacation down at “Martha Vineyards”. Just sipping on some gin and juice. Kicking it with his baby-gurl, Michelle, and the kids, riding bikes, (No Basketball reported). Well, when he arrived back this week his “Oral” office I mean, “Oval” office had been pimped out!
He had all of the former first ladies yellow color rugs and couches removed and replaced by some earth tones and shit… A good question. Who gets the former Presidents furniture? “GoodWill” ? Or is it shipped to the former Presidents, present residence.
Here’s your ugly ass furniture back. That wouldn’t be nice. President Obama stressed that the remodeling wasn’t paid for with tax payers money… Like that’s going to make all of us feel better about his administrations spending! C’mon “Bro”…. Americans eventually paying for all this shit.
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The “Barack” did it !!!
It’s always funny news to hear over and over what’s already been predicted by this blogga before President Obama was even elected. I yelled at the television as if I were watching the “Oakland Raiders” lose another game. If Obama becomes President they (haters) will stand in the way of everything he tries to do. And we the American people would be paying for it in taxes, no health care, and joblessness. And most of all, short of him actually living through his term (no poison in his mashed potatoes) he would be blamed for all this shit that the last administration dumped on his administration. Hence, “The Butler did it”! Like any other elected President at this time, including Ms. Hillary, could get us out of this catastrophe in a couple of years. See how funny this news is? And how much funnier and strange the GOP party is?
I mean I was literally screaming to the country to have mercy on the brotha’. Don’t put him in this situation, yet. It’s too early. No one listened. I said to my friends and readers please let Ms. Hillary get into the White House first. Let the rich white woman in there to clean up the mess the Republicans were leaving behind for the next Administration. I heard they (Republicans) toilet papered the White House dining room and took most of the keys off of every computer. Those GOPs’ are a bunch of pranksters.
Of course, that’s nothing compared to the pranks they pulled on the American people. The financial collapse, two wars, and New Orleans but of course those funny GOPs’ don’t believe any of us are paying attention or keeping score.
They would have us believe that the “Barack” did it! It’s all his fault that this stimulus package which began before Bush left office and tossed into Barack’s lap. Obama was going to have to take it in the rear if he wanted to be the President. See Hillary is used to taking it in the rear. The gang banging GOP fears Ms. Hillary. We’ve all witnessed their reactions to women in authority. (Sarah Palin the sexy school teacher they all want to f**k). They don’t see Hillary that way so they fear her. I’d only be worried for her future intern.
The brotha’s (Barack’s) ambition got the best of him and the superstar treatment hyped him up to believe he could really sustain the presidency. You have to admit Obama has some big huevos they must put Steven Speilberg on hold. Shit, he wasn’t Hillary. He wasn’t a rich white woman who’s lived in the White House for eight years. Americans optimism is to be congratulated and appreciated by all minorities in this country. I can only hope it is. Speaking only for myself I’ve been relieved to know that the entire United States of America doesn’t hate black people. (because I grew up knowing they did. I’m happy that has changed for me). Nevertheless if any reader, reading this post thinks Obama got it into office because of the minority vote, you’re higher then a Santa Claus on meth.
There’s no such thing as a minority vote we’re the popular vote which can and has influenced the electoral votes. Electoral votes are the votes that get the President elected. These votes come from places where minorities aren’t allowed but heard. However this blogga predicted on television during a comedy stand up special in New Orleans pre-”Katrina”. That Hillary Clinton would be the first woman President of the United States of America, no later than 2012. I was joking about feeling sorry for her future intern if she was anything like Bill. After I heard that Barack Obama was challenging her in 2008, I knew right then my prediction maybe altered. Well maybe not.
If the President doesn’t follow the new proposed game-plan for 2012 I predict he will serve only one term as the “First Black President” (the jury is still holding his birth certificate that’s why I didn’t write “First American Black President”). In case he fools all of us. Changing his name from Barry to Barack Obama doesn’t help the suspicious and hints a subtle threat because do any of us know any of us for real? Only what they tell us about you (any citizen). There’s always a reasonable doubt when you weren’t at the scene of a crime. Anyway, Obama isn’t as Harvard smart as we thought. (no game) If he were Harvard smart, this blogga believes he would’ve let the rich powerful white-lady married to the former “Give me head or give me the phone” President win. I’m not sure I would want my kid to go to Harvard if he’s going to be so smart he’s stupid.
He should’ve let her have the office for the first eight years after Bush. We the American people should’ve seen it. Hillary knows where the bodies are buried. All Obama had to do was step back until 2016. With eight more years in the Senate, he would’ve been clearly more suited for the presidency. And Hillary would’ve had this bi-partisan problem nipped in the bud. How do you think the American people are going to react to them blocking everything some rich former president’s wife wanted for the American people? We would all be in an uproar. But nooooooo! Instead we’re going to blame the “Barack” instead of protecting our elected president anyway we can. It’s too bad the President had to shoot his wad now. Maybe he started believing the hype the lights and the fame. I don’t know but look at him now. He’s scrambling for help and support but help is not far away.
The plan is to have Hlllary step off as Secretary of State, the job Joe Biden (Vice President) orginally wanted. She runs with Obama as Vice President in 2012 and then he may win a second term. If she decides not to help the democrats keep the White House for sixteen years, she can run against him in 2012 and my prediction would come true because she would win.
See, those “electoral” votes will bow down and say we gave the black dude a shot but we can’t afford to lose anymore money or government to Barack’s fresh ideas about how government should do business. It’s time to give America it’s first woman President. Now she can help the democrats dominate (and she’s known to be a team player) by running with President Obama as his Vice President in 2012 and then if they finally get this financial and health care issue handled. Hillary can take the office back herself for eight more years ’til 2016. She will get the credit for bringing the financial intelligence of Bill Clinton to the game. So re-election in 2016 should be promising. This is America – destined to be the greatest country in the free world. It’s not over until the happy part people.
But I’m sure and I’m counting on our readers to know the “Barack” didn’t do it…Not this crisis we’re living in now. Futhermore, we still have a couple of years to see if he, (President Barack ”Hussein” Obama) turns out to be the coldest undercover secret agent terrorist man ever created.
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Tigger Woods’ 164.00 Ticket Turns Into a Million Dollar Trick
Anytime this world pumps someone up as Mr.Wonderful or Ms.Wonderful, you better believe their fall is coming soon and to a theater near you. Tiger Woods the “cablacanasian” (remember that fiasco?) Is he black? Is he white? Is he asian? It turns out he’s all that and a “big oh, hoe too”. Now, he’s a trick who has to pay millions of dollars to his “Swiss Miss” wife (Elin Nordegren) who loves chocolate. Now the divorce is final, done, no mas. What do you readers think Dr. Laura’s advice would’ve been to this whacky couple?
If the golfing world knew then what they know now about the ‘Tiger”! I think his ethnicity wouldn’t of been in question. Put yourself in his place. He was raised by his black father, trained by him, and then he becomes a black kid (anywhere in America) with earnings above 90 million dollars. After all his success he was convinced (somehow) to tell the public he’s not black, but that he was “cablacanasian”. (The image people cooked that word up just for him). Answer me this, where are all the other “cablacanasians”? There are none. So, what does he do next ? He gets married to “Swiss Miss” who loves chocolate. He has some kids by her. Afterwards, the golfing and advertising world put him on such a high pedal stool, we believe for denying who he really is. See, that kind of shit causes issues.
It wouldn’t be long before he crashed into something. Well, “Tiger” is now “Tigger” around the country club. “Tigger” Woods.
Be careful what you ask the world for, you just might get it and have to give it back!!!
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
The Tea Party is at Martin Luther Kings’ Jr’s. House!
Bizarre! Strange news. The “Tea Party” group is planning on partying and rallying on the site where Martin Luther King Jr. gave his “I Have A Dream” speech on the anniversary of it, August 28th. Un-f**king believable. You think the Mosque people are pissed.
I like how that insane funny futher mucker Glenn Beck said, ”Black people don’t own Martin Luther King Jr.” (I think Beck is an angry comic). Nevertheless he’s right, black people don’t own MLK Jr. . Black people don’t own much of shit in this country. I’ve taken a survey. Most black people I know (and I know quite a few of them) wishes we would diversify our society and connect ourselves as lights of consciousness, regardless of the color of skin. We then could achieve a United States of America. Beck has no plans on helping that dream come alive.
Beck-hole, what we like to call him here at FSN, is being down right mean and clandestine in his intentions for this rally.
I’m sure anyone who connects with the Spirit of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., can’t be too bad of person. That’s definitely not the case here with Glenn Beck, or the “Tea Party” gang he hangs out with. They don’t like anybody other than themselves a collective self-centeredness.
Self-centered collective ideas still suck for the remainder of the people you don’t like. Jesus said it, monks say it, unity is a way to unite the United States of America…”One for All and All for One” a “Three Musketeer” society.
Beck and his crew are all about separation. Better than thou kind of shit. MLK Jr. would not be cool with Glenn Beck or his “Tea Party” kind. Too much hate and fear are spewed. That’s certainly not the man I remember as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr..
He was a man who preached non-violence, faith, and dreaming. There’s not going to be much of that going on at this rally. Dreaming maybe? Black people and others like black people aren’t even invited.
Beck put out directions to the event for those coming from far away places, like Mars, Venus, and the last of the Pluto people. Because we all know the planet is no more (Somebody took it). And in his map for them, he makes sure he avoids all the black people and minority areas he considers dangerous if you’re a “Tea Party” member. A.K.A. stuck up mean white person.
I hear none of the loving, kind, inspirational, giving white people are showing up. I think that is important to know before you head out to this event. Strange news as this is, this fully conservative group who cares nothing about diversity is still going through with it if they can August 28th.
I’m suspecting the speech given this day will be more like “I’m Having Nightmares of Equality”. We’re not sure but my gut says it will have nothing to do with peace for the nation and all it’s races, creeds and colors. Shit …”I Had A Dream” until an irresponsible Republican took it away. It was my Ferrari. Well, the rest of us living, breathing, caring, human “beings” with half a brain already know D.C. stands for “Dark City”. ”Be Afraid Be Very Afraid”… “Tea Party” goers. You’ll probably think it’s Halloween. In closing readers should know a family member Alveda King will be there. Now that’s funny.
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
29000 plants 116 Million Dollars
THAT’S A LOT OF WEED!!! THAT’S ALL WE GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
No we don’t, why couldn’t you smell that weed from anywhere? The Reservation is a good spot to hide that much weed. The regular police can’t just roll up in there like they’re crazy. They have to have a damn good reason. Like, We’re smelling weed all over the county. We’re smelling it everywhere we go, the grocery store, Wal-mart, and down every lonely highway.
They figure we must find out where the smell is coming from because now their entire county smells like a Cheech and Chong concert.
No one got arrested in this bust..Really? We figure they all just got high! The report says the sheriffs are going to set it all on fire…All 116 Million dollars worth, on fire(wink, wink) somebody is definitely high or lying.
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