…I know, I know, “Cablacanasian” or some stupid thing like that. Remember when they had to put a label on him. What is he? He’s golfing so good, what is his race? He’s black and he’s still black and we all could see that from our  balconies.

This now, number one golfer in the world has avoided all the celeb. tendencies to act a fool. And I believe he was well aware of his personal responsibility to be cool in public. Especially if he didn’t want the public to see him as a black person.

We all know if he was at the clubs every night, rummaging through white women. Oh, he would’ve been black as hell. How ’bout he robb a 7-11 for his drug habit…BLACK. But he has avoided all these pitfalls that so many in his position black or white have not.

Well, after smashing all the other golfers in the Fed Ex. Cup and picking up a quick 10million dollar check. Moving him up to the 10 figures necessary to becoming a freakin’ billionaire baller biaatch!!! in the words of my boi’ Dave Chapelle, “Im Rich Bitch”..

But who didn’t know this? You know if your rich Forbes is on your ass checking your assets and reporting them to the public all the time. In other words “They be all in your business” and telling everyone about it. Forbes magazine is like a federally funded agency who creeps into the business of it’s citizens. They’re nosey!!!

Anyhow this is how we got this information. They reported like 895m. for 2009 including endorsements as well as the golfing. So with this last win at the Fed Ex.Cup they’re now labeling our main man Tiger. Otherwise known as “Tigger” in some circles. A “Billionaire” sportsman. If Tiger wasn’t golfing he’d be Obama, and if Obama wasn’t President he’d be Tiger. They’re breeding these types of multi-cultural black folks somewhere. It really makes you go hmmm, doesn’t it?  This is a funny source for news.

Don’t Hate…Congratulate!!! Congratulations Tiger Woods from NBNToday.com

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Dumb ass CBS news producer, Joe Halderman, arrested in Letterman’s extortion plot yesterday. Dude threatened to collapse Letterman’s world. Instead he’s the one that will be collapsed between a bunk bed in a state prison with a guy named Bubbah and his side kick the “Toss the Salad Man”

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And if you’ve never heard of the “The Toss the Salad Man” here he is …WATCH

Dave’s comments on the Show last night.

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Late night showman David Letterman is doing all he can to fess up to having sex with at least two staffers’. Someone attempted to extort Letterman in this case and instead of letting the person get away with it. Letterman called the DA’s office in New York and set up a sting op. on the mudder-phucka.

The victims were women, Dave, was knocking boots with.(VICTIMS OR VOLUNTEERS?) Just clarifying things. David is a funny man but obviously quite horny as well. We, believe it’s the V’ that is responsible for these kinds of incidents. I’m not talking “True Blood”(HBO) talk, I’m talking “Viagara”.

We, find it funny when the media gets their drawers in a bunch or a hard on for a celebrity.  The media immediately turns sour on these celebs. I think it’s because they prefer to be the celebrities. The media acts holier than thou. Like the person giving the report or responding to it, isn’t human and has never heard of such a thing. And all day long they report of murder, rape, tragedy, but OMG Leno, had sex with Laura Bush. Now that would be a funny scandal. But there’s a story they can sink their teeth’s into and dish out a bunch of personal mumbo jumbo to go along with it, like the audience listening respects them or something. Don’t get me wrong I’m writing in general these media hypes are crazy.

We crack the “phuck” up here at the offices at the double standards of almost any given incident on any given day. The flexibility of the law the cover up and the exposed. Most citizens and humans have an idea of how tough it is to live their own lives.

But to be a David Letterman, or a Bill Clinton or some celebrity mogul, well into your fifties, rich, charismatic, and on t.v. that’s a cocktail for pussy.

I know if your  male or female reading this old or young you know this writer isn’t lying. Are sure you wouldn’t sleep with someone for money?  Or for Fame?  Yes we would. Especially in these tough recessionary times.

Nevertheless, David got his extorter, he testified in court today, admitting tapping the asses of his staffers. He’s going to apologize tonight on his show to his audience. Pretending to be ashamed or remorseful about hitting that booty. Because c’mon my funny people you know that being that rich and that privileged …If it were you, you’d be lying too. Lying about being upset because you had sex with someone on your job. I’m sorry, no your not.

Your caught is what you are. We’d like to congratulate David Letterman, for the sting op. and taking the hit like a soldier, for not letting this extorter get away with 2 million dollars. Yeah, that’s what David had to pay this person to shut ‘em up about his indiscretions. But instead Letteman, brought over a check with a wire and whole bunch of police man. Pop goes the extortionists who “phucks” with Dave.

Be sure to watch “Late Night with David Letteman” on NBC he promises he won’t have sex on camera.

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After a whirlwind romance (and only knowing each other for a month, one month, are you phucking crazy?), reality starlet Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Laker Lamar Odom married on Sunday afternoon, in front of friends and family, OK Magazine confirms.

She must be putting Lamar down with some family money after one month if his pimpin’ is strong . I’m not an aeronautic expert but I know a fix when I see one. . Nevertheless,  NBNToday.com would like to go on record saying this is a casting call not a marriage. She just needs the brotha’ for the show.

She’s the least attractive Kardashian and she’s trying to push her stock up with this man. Lucky he’s a Laker, obviously she doesn’t know her stock won’t go up by just marrying a black man, actually it could go down. But he’s a Laker!!! so he’s not exactly black until he sodomizes Khloe or some poor white girl at a Holiday Inn.

Of course his blackness would come out after robbing a 7-11 or stealing a car, yeah, he would be real black then. Until then he’s green, greener then the green Obama’s trying to get everyone to support. In other words he’s rich. That’s this writers goal, to eliminate my racial stigma by becoming “Green”, rich. Well, Lamar has already accomplished this feat, but I digress to say he won’t keep much of his wealth hanging around this girl. Let’s just say this writer has been around several blocks more than once, and game recognize game. Do you Khloe.

The couple tied the knot at the house of music mogul Irving Azoff in a ceremony that included the release of hundreds of balloons into the sky. Lamar should’ve put 40 million balloons in the air. That’s what this marriage is going to end up costing him before it’s all over. Who wants to doubt me? That’s what our comment box is for. For you readers who doubt me, use it.

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10/18/09, Governor “Terminator” of California, is under the gun to release 40,ooo inmates today from California State Prisons. Oh Shiiit…what is he going to do?

He’s suppose to have a plan for this by midnight tonight. Or he could be threaten with jail time himself. NBNToday.com would like to go on record to say they’re not putting the Governor of Ca. in jail. Not in this life time try another.

They don’t have any room for  his big ass anyway. And the ACLU had the weights taken out of the prisons so Arnold would not dig that. You know the “The Termiator” needs his weight room. Anyhow this is crazy to give the American public the ideal that the state will release 40,ooo, convicts into the streets systematically. First all half the prison system is filled up with first time abusers of drugs and alcohol. That’s 20,000 you can let go right there. Free my Uncle Willie!!!  Almost every crime is related to either one or both of these substances.

Prisons don’t help these people so he could really begin with them. That way we know he’s not releasing mass murders, rapist and thieves. We can help 20,000 crack heads and alcoholics in hospital and rehabs. Well, maybe not so fast, you know we don’t have hospitals to get normal care in.

Is this writer the only one noticing that the resources of this country are starting to bust at the seams. It’s starting to look hopeless for America that we could actually help ourselves. When we have a huge part of our country who think equality is socialism. Caring for a human life should come with a price tag. That human life has no worth with out a bank account. This is truly a sad state of affairs for us. I say buckle up whatever is coming is coming.

And Gov. Arnold ‘Terminator” I don’t even try to repeat writing his racist last name. “Schwarz and another Negger”.  We hope you can find a place in your heartless chest to release the half of the prisoners who really don’t belong there. My Uncle Willie being one of them, and please keep the other half that belong there. Don’t blow this one dude it could cost California some serious back lash, hard cash and ass.

Don’t let the ‘Toss The Salad Man go! NO!  Arnold is a Republican and he’s living up to that parties reputation of being an ass.

I’m starting to believe Arnold is on a Republican mission to destroy this primarily Democratic state. Arnold has cut the pay of 200,000 state and federal employees to the lowest he could go to $6.55 cent. He needs to terminate himself. They the Republicans know that California is one of the most liberal states in the union. So why do we have a Republican governing our state?

Because California citizens smoke too much weed. Californians thought they were watching a movie when Arnold campaigned. Got into the voters box looked down saw his name on the ballot for real and because of the weed punched in the “Terminator”.

So I’ll wrap it up with this, In the words of the good prophet Michael Jackson …THIS IS IT” no shit…(I added the no shit)

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October 28th World wide for only two weeks, this is going to be off the hook, people will be lined up around the corners of the world to see this. I’m talkin’ Ching! Ching! Ching! you all.  But it will be worth it to see what Michael had planned for us.  And I believe he knew “This Is It” and that’s why you will see the film of “IT” and not actually him. You’ll see his Love, his Heart, his Skills his determination to share Love with the world.

“This Is It” an Entertainer or a Prophet?

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…but here in America, there trying to find something wrong with it. Well, this writer will gladly tell you. I own this E-cigarette myself my kind manager bought it for me so I can use it on stage while performing. Bless her heart she also cares about my health. But this way with the E-cig, there would be no harm to the audience or to me.  And I love being able to smoke it anywhere, except some strip clubs. They won’t let you smoke it in some clubs. Because they say,  you will create envy with the other patrons who want to smoke. I say go to higher standard strip club, where the clients don’t envy what you have.  But being able to smoke everywhere again is fun. In the hotel lobby’s, restaurants, (my favorite, someone always runs up to you to tell you to put it out.) And then of course the airport another favorite, when they approach me I get ready for the discussion I’m prepped and then I say…Phyche it ain’t real ‘ocifer!!!

I am  now down to two packs of regular cigarettes a week instead of a pack a day for over twenty years. I believe in another thirty days it will be one pack, then none packs.

Now the problem I see that our government has with this product stems back to money, well phuck the stem it’s the root. As always we are a greedy ass nation when it comes to the green backs. In Europe this product has been out and selling and being used for the last several years now, it’s just getting here to America.  And I believe the reason for that is, there’s too much money in “Cancer” and “Heart Disease” and death.  And that’s not money this country is willing to give up yet.

You see how difficult it has been for our President to get a “Public Option” approved in his Heath Care plan for America. They don’t want any kind of reform that will throw a wrench in their cash flow. And a public option certainly will and they know it. I have reports from fellow Americans that even holding on to the health care plan you already have and hold so precious. In most cases isn’t worth a damn either.

I know this for a fact, an accountant friend of ours who’s wealthy has some so called excellent insurance. His wife came down with a serious illness and it turns out this excellent insurance for rich people. This insurance did not cover his wife’s condition and they had to come out the pocket another 250.000.00 dollars people.

So, I’m quite aware of those who keep bragging about this insurance they’re afraid of losing. I’m here to write to you it probably isn’t worth the paper you filled out to get it folks. (In any case you won’t know until you need it, and like others you’ll find out then)Nevertheless we can all see how much of fight the Republicans and other elected government officials are giving Obama.

And he’s  just trying to at least reform the Health Care catastrophe we all are affected by today.  No one else is.

I mean they aren’t even offering better suggestions then what the President has proposed. They’re just saying his ideas suck. You think they want “Cancer’ to go away?  That would cost the doctors and health care industry billions of dollars. I say get your billions together, because I’m telling everyone I can who smokes that there is a better way out.  A cool way out as a matter of fact. (Prayer and the E-cigarette )

And I will write about until I can’t anymore or cancer caused by cigarettes is eliminated from the face of our planet. Can you blame me I care about me, and I care about you more America.

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We the world find out today that Michael Jacksons’ tribute concert is going to be in Vienna, Austria. Not the “Staples Center’ or even the “Hollywood Bowl” nope Austria!  Now here’s why we think why, its because money makers of this tribute,  know we here in America aren’t that excited to see the Jackson 4.

It was the Jackson Five and that’s what America would pay money for not the Jackson 4. We loved Michael. Nobody really cared if the brothers stuck around. Obviously I’m on to something here because we ain’t heard nothing from the brothers since Michael went off the record selling chains being a solo artist.

And I don’t believe America’s interested in spending money on these ol’ ass Jackson’s anyway. I believe the promoters knew this and rather not gamble the tribute here in the states. Because Americans are to knowledgeable about all the Jacksons’, it’s the presses fault indeed.

But in foreign countries shiiiiit, a Jackson is a Jackson, especially since Michael is gone. They just want to be next to anything he was apart of and he’s definitely apart of this family.  They just want to see anybody who looks like Michael, slept with Michael, raised Michael they don’t give a damn. They just miss Michael that much.

Europe’s going to see what Michael used to kind of look like with all his brothers out on stage. We all know none of his brothers look like him now, only LaToya holds a similar resemblance to Michael still.

Nevertheless the Jackson Four will now go around making more money with their music.  Will this be about money? Hah, of course it is. But it could also be about legacy. Since Michael can no longer provide the world with the Jackson sound and beats maybe the brothers can pick it back up. Not where Michael left off that would be impossible, but they can pick up the Jackson name and put in back into the music arena. And maintain the families musical history in the world.

They might pull that off in memory of their dear brother  the “King of Pop” Michael Jackson. NBNToday wishes the Jackson’s all the best on their “Tribute” tour and hopefully you guys can develop the show into something Americans would buy tickets for.

I’m so sure that they’ll get to air it first here in America on HBO or some channel probably  straight from the Vienna gig if it goes well. And then by it’s airing in America first, Americans might come out to see it, if they put it down like only the Jackson 5 can.  So now you’re the “Jackson Four” I’m suspecting Janet will make up the fifth if your promoters and producers have any sense Janet has to make it or success will be limited.

I have heard  the new “Slap a Ho’ ” member Chris Brown might make up the Fifth Jackson that will be kind of cool. Again you couldn’t fool the states with this move. But in Europe they’ll eat it up. I think it’s Janet who makes the tribute worth checking out not Chris Brown. Next thing we’ll hear the Jackson’s adopt this fool Chris Brown, and change his name to Jackson so they can make the band.

You heard it here first.

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…Cheney. We Love Letterman’s subtle comedy attacks on the White House, and it’s colleagues. Watch it for yourself and laugh at us. The USofA and it’s colorful people that make it what it is.

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Sarah Palin, is so far to the left  it ain’t right, but it’s funny. She’s so clandestine in her ways, wanting to keep Bristol’s baby a secret until Tom and her can adopt it and raise the baby as Palin’s own child. That way her fake ass family can continue to look christian to the world. Boooooo!

This wild wicked whackey woman has been watching to many “Desperate Housewives” episodes obviously. You know it’s something Lynette Scavo, oh, no Bree, the red head  is the one who actually did that with her daughter in an episode.

On t.v. not in real life Sarah. I knew I’ve seen or heard of this kind of insanity else where “Desperate Housewives”  I betcha’ we find out Sarah’s a big fan of that show, like most of us.

Updated post: Sept 3 2009 is now the official day that Michael Jackson’s body was laid in the ground. They’ve been bouncing all over the calendar to decide this day.  Autopsy held up the burial for quite sometime. Michael’s death has now been ruled a homicide. A homicide brought on by his 0wn addiction to some high powered drugs. The Doc, should have been smart enough to step off and get Michael the real help he obviously needed. We will miss you Michael for the rest our lives. But you knew it , and surely know it now,  you’ll never be forgotten. You live inside so many minds and will stay there forever. R.I.P.

Posted: Nov, 28th 2008,  The Ucla Medical Center, says Michael made his transition to the other side, after being in a coma at their hospital. He was 50 years old. I say his arrival back to Los Angeles gave ‘em a heart attack! Why didn’t he stay in the middle east damnnn, I guess there’s no  peace in the middle east for real.

Well he’s at peace now. You guys can continue to bash him and make his legacy less worthy of a king. But he will always be the King of Pop in the hood homie. “Why take life seriously your not coming out alive anyway” . Know that.

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