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A Romney campaign advisor creates a

A Romney campaign advisor creates a “Shits-Sununu”

Posted on 27 Oct 2012 at 1:48pm

I don’t even want to go here but when liberals continue to spout their beliefs that racism doesn’t play a part in this election.

Well, I think Fmr. Gov. John Sununu says it actually does and he should know he’s been in politics a lot longer than any of us. Most of us weren’t even watching politics so closely until we voted in a black President. Barack has that same knowledge every black person does when entering a place of business “security” is following me.

Now, unless you’re living under a whale at the bottom of the sea, I’m sure you’ve heard what Sununu said about Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama, “When you take a look at Colin Powell, you have to look at whether that’s an endorsement based on issues or he’s got a slightly different reason for endorsing President Obama,”Like because he’s black like me?

Is he serious or jus’ plain stupid and racist? Which are both the same thing. Colin has been one of the whitest black people the world has ever known… No offense to Michael Steele. Sununu continued to say, “When you have somebody of your own race that you’re proud of being President of the United States, I applaud Colin for standing with him.” Like Colin needs your fuckin’ approval. The audacity of this dude to suggest the whitest black man would endorse Barack because he’s black. I didn’t even vote for Barack because he is black. It’s not how we all do it. We also don’t draw by numbers or colors like we all did in pre-school.

This is no longer just a political race it’s a human race now. And the liberals will have to stop saying that racism isn’t real in America or in politics. I’m so tired of hearing what I know isn’t true. Republicans hate it even more… to be called racist. But they have this fucked up way of not being able to hide it.

Furthermore the choice of Mitt Romney as President isn’t a choice of a different President with better policies. It’s a choice of color and that’s it really! Would I/we  prefer Mitt because he’s white and his color would reach across party lines when the other color could not? And that is what his candidacy offers us… A White him or stay with Count Chocula?

“Keepin’ it brief”

Who are the wives of the GOP candidates?

Who are the wives of the GOP candidates?

Posted on 02 Jan 2012 at 12:45pm

Haven’t you wondered who are the Republican candidates married to? Well, the FSN desk wanted you to know and see who would marry crazy people. Usually someone even crazier or brain dead. You know a gurl without a clue, lot’s of air in the head. We’ve all met that type, seen her, dated her, been friends with her, just to see her marry money. Check these GOP ladies out, who are hot for their GOP man… Starting with Ron Paul’s “hot” Carol…

Then we got Rick Santorum’s wife, Karen. She seems to be alright until you see her next to him. Haven’t you noticed the wives don’t like being around these candidates much? Unlike the  Democratic party, the wives are around all the time. Hmmm?

Now here’s Mitt Romney and Ann. Now she hangs out with Mitt more than the other wives do with their GOP husbands because Mitt is PAID!!!

The fella who has maybe the hottest wife but one of the oldest candidates next to Ron Paul is Newt Gingrich. Of course, we all know he’s had three wives. And he’s quick to jump ship if a wife gets sick on ’em.

Last but not least there’s Michelle Bachmann’s wife slash husband possibly gay Marcus. Well, there you go the husbands and wives of the GOP, pick your poison.

Tha’s a Wrap for now.

As Bill Sees It

As Bill Sees It

Posted on 22 Sep 2010 at 12:06am

Last night former President Bill “Cigar” Clinton appeared on the David Lettermans’ show in New York. Lookin’ real pimpish. What Bill said the other night bears repeating by every news person and blogga on the internet. He threw down an economic suggestion that would make a pimp cry.

Bill is an economist, that’s a pure money maker. He knows how to make you money and generate a wealthy lifestyle for himself and his family. He shared some of his game during his term in office. Clinton’s time as President is still the best term of Presidency noted to this day. Let me conclude with what the “playa” had to say (click this link for the full interview on video). Bill said…That “job postings” exceed the number of Americans unemployed. What? Yep. There are more job listings then people who need them. The problem is the unemployed are also inexperienced for these jobs posted.

If we (Americans) would train the unemployed for these jobs we could drop unemployment dramatically. ( see “True Game” not “True Blood”). The unemployment rate is over 9 percent now. This one idea could take it to as low as six percent. Who’s funny now?   Are you not taken back by that simple economic fact?  Isn’t that crazy and ingenious? And they won’t let Obama implement it.

This is an unknown funny fact that most Americans aren’t hipped too. There’s plenty of reasons for Americans to be pissed off. Certainly at the part of government that doesn’t think it’s cool or economically feasible to take care of it’s people. The private sector in this country could step up and put some of that P’diddy dough to work as well. Don’t hate on the messenger. I don’t see any good “karma” here.  “Keepin” It Brief”

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

David Letterman 

Newt calls Obama a loud tribesman

Newt calls Obama a loud tribesman

Posted on 17 Sep 2010 at 10:31pm

I don’t know how much more of this kinda mud slinging in the media I can take. And this new world media is a whore. Today’s media (not bloggas) the networks, continue to shine the light on the things that can scare the panties off a ‘Victoria Secret” supermodel.

Anyhow the latest dummy to step up to the front of a camera. To verbalize some more insanity about this President of the US of A. The infamous Newt Gingrich he used to be the Republicans “Speaker of the House” back in the day.

Now he’s just speaking. And speaking shit!  What Newt said was…That our President of the US of A is a “loud tribesman”. Code for black african ni**er with a hidden ring nose and spear. The funny thing is at least in this bloggas’ mind. With all this name calling Newt is doing. He’ll always be called a “Newt”.

Gingrich is a f**ked up name but to be a “Newt Gingrich” couldn’t be any better then being a “loud tribesman”. (“See game recognize game”). Most name callers are usually those people who are used to being called names. Who would want to be called a “Newt” all his life?  You f**kin’ “Newt”!!!

“Keepin’ it Brief”

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

“Coons and O’Donnell” No Pun Intended

Posted on 16 Sep 2010 at 4:44pm

I couldn’t make this shit up my fellow citizens. As if there wasn’t enough indicators of racism in politics these days. “Coons” is the last name of the Delaware’s Democratic nominee for Joe Biden’s old seat in the Senate. The Republicans nominee is Christine O’Donnell (The Tea Party’s extremist nominee). Turn this self-made joke up a little, Coons first name is Chris.

So we got “Chris Coons” and Christine O’Donnell on the ticket. Do I vote for a guy named “Coons” or do I vote for O’Donnell? (Pretend that I’m a “Redneck” from the mid-west). “Coons!! Ain’t the White House full of coons by now”!!!  We’re happy to report Mr. Coons is holding the lead in Delaware right now. For now nobody out there is  thinking “Coons” are taking over the country.

“Keepin’ It Brief”

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Taking America Back. Who Took it?

Taking America Back. Who Took it?

Posted on 15 Sep 2010 at 7:55pm

Christine O’Donnell, the winner of the primary election for Senator of Delaware. Turns out she’s a puffy ass “Sarah Palin” and her own party has said this woman is unqualified to hold any office in any government. Which says to me she may be dumber then “Sarah Palin”. Well Ms. Christine, – and the Tea Party’s crazies along with their leader Glenn Beck – keep ranting and raving about taking America back.

Where did it go? Where is it going? That’s the real question.

Sounds like we have a lot of scared people out there. All this constitutional talk “We Are the People”…Let’s take America back. From whom? I’ll tell you. From the black guy in the “White House” and from those who support him. Now, I’d like to (for fun) remind my readers or inform them when the Constitution of the United States was written we (blacks, mexicans, asians and all others) weren’t considered people. We were slaves, animals, negroes. If that’s the America they want back (which I know it is), they are out of their minds!

Nevertheless, I understand I’m just one dude… “They ain’t gettin’ it back”!!! Not from me I like America’s evolution.

“Keepin’ it Brief”

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

“Bush Tax Cuts” Are Up. Will Obama Hold Up? Or Give Them Up?

Posted on 14 Sep 2010 at 11:33pm

Obama’s being asked to compromise for the zillion-ith time. This time it’s for the wealthy. He’s being asked not to allow the “Bush Tax Cuts” to expire. This request comes primarily from powerful rich white men. Rich black guys aren’t really rich or powerful. You can ask any really rich white guy about that. (Michael Jordan, Chris Rock, Colin Powell how about O.J.?)

Nevertheless I digress, Obama ran his race promising the middle-class that he would end the “Bush Tax Cuts” for the wealthy. Have you readers ever noticed that a politicians promise ain’t worth shiiiiiit? They always find themselves revising their campaign promises. Always f**k!

The reason for the tax cuts that included the wealthy in the first place (supposedly?) is to encourage the wealthy to keep the middle-class and the poor employed. By creating businesses and employment. Well, folks have you had enough? That ain’t happening!

The only problem with allowing these tax-cuts to expire is that they will hurt small businesses as well. Only the ones worth a million or so but more than the two hundred and fifty thousand dollar limit that would allow the government to tax they asses.

Our hope is that the President would revise the tax cuts in order not to threaten small businesses. And then right after that grab his nut-sack (like M.J.) and allow the tax cuts to expire on the individual rich folk.

Rich folks’ tax returns should be easy to go through. There aren’t that many of them in this country. (Rich folks that is. It’s like 5 percent of our population and I’m being sarcastic.)

Their tax returns should give us the evidence of who doesn’t seem to benefit anyone else but themselves. (Oh yeah I forgot rich folks don’t pay taxes!!!)

Their tax returns should still show plenty of evidence of how the rich are supporting our country or not. Now if their returns show they don’t share or create or give back to their country. Then this blogga says “Tax That Ass”  “Keepin’ It Breif”

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Renovate the White House but still no Health Care

Renovate the White House but still no Health Care

Posted on 11 Sep 2010 at 4:54pm

We find this news funny they (Govt.) got 376 Million dollar for a project already under way to renovate the “White House” but still no Health Care for every American. That’s all I got to say about that. ‘Keepin’ it Brief”

‘That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Rev. Terry Jones is an example of how

Rev. Terry Jones is an example of how “Christians” scare people

Posted on 11 Sep 2010 at 3:05pm

This weird ol’ dude is another perfect example of why so many christians scare the shit out of people right here at home. I could write about this at great length but I’m not. Instead, I will as brief as I can. I’ve read and heard a lot of things in the Bible especially about Jesus. And nowhere have I ever heard or read of Jesus’ condoning violence of any kind. Burning nothing!!! But some incense. Now I have heard of an individual burning for doing some wrong shit like this, but not the other wayaround. “Can I get a witnesses”?

If Christians were actually following Christ Jesus, shouldn’t they have the desire to act like Christ? Why follow someone you afraid to act like? Sounds ignorant to me but who am I, but a lowly servant. Christlike people would never do no shit like this. Tha’s all I’m tryin’ to say. I like the “Christ-like” folks. “Keepin it brief”!

Oh, one more thing this ol’ pastor dude has decided not to burn anyones Holy Book saying God has told him to STOP! Okay…What kind of God would have told you to do this in the first place? “Keepin’ it Brief”!

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Don't ask Don't Tail...

Don’t ask Don’t Tail…

Posted on 10 Sep 2010 at 3:13pm

The “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy that has been in place for way too long has been ruled by a judge unconstitutional. And we like to add it’s also stupid.

Anyway, it’s been repealed once again by the House but the ABS brakes are on in the Senate. The Justice Department could appeal the recent ruling. So gays in the military are hopeful this appeal will be the last leg of a long battle (I did say long battle not penis or strap ons) for freedom in the U.S. military.

This is strange news at the very least, that anyone would give a rats ass what sexual orientation a soldier was before he/she saved you from getting your nuts blown off. It’s not like we have a long list of qualified soldiers waiting in the wings to die for whatever this government deems fit to die for.

My suggestion was to send convicted prisoners to war instead of innocent young men. Training is training to me. You can train a prisoner as well as you can some eighteen year old who’s trying to get out of his bum f**k of a town. Furthermore the prisoners have solid resumes.

Anyway I know quite a few gay men that I didn’t even know were gay I  just thought they were overly nice people to me, then one day I learned some of them were gay (I was at church). I didn’t say well now you have to stop being my friend and stop being so helpful to me in my life. I just took about a second to realize, that’s more pu**y for me. What are they really afraid of? “House Music” in the barracks?

This is one of the most pathetic attempts to control how American citizens choose to live their lives here in America. It’s okay as long as you don’t do this or do that. They love vampires (True Blood, The Gates, Twilight) but gays, blacks, and Mexicans got to go or you can stay but you can’t stay that way.

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

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