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We know that Tiger is in trouble…It’s not like he boned Serena Williams! Because that would’ve been a funny story to write about, Serena Williams booty and Tiger?  We all know how funny that would be, but it’s not! In this case it’s the same ol’ bullshit. (Steve McNair got killed for this kind of activity) It’s his “Swiss Miss” wife sharing center stage, which we all know was bound to happen once Tiger Wood was put on a pedal stool. Now they knock him off and reclassify him as the “black golfer”, oh yeah he’s black now!

To all the Funny Source News readers, forgive me for I have been busy. Still funny, just busy with developing projects and expanding my life. I’ve been in New York City for the last month then working in Miami. This has prohibited me to stay current on our blog here.  One of our readers once told me there was so much material on FSNToday you can stay busy catching up and laughing for years. (she smokes a lot of weed).  So I figured and always knew the day would come that I would have to take a break to do some acting or writing for television or film. That time has come, so please forgive me. FSNToday is still an excellent resource to exercise laughter and find material. Old or new it’s all still funny, which has been the only priority at FSNToday is to bring funny to you.

I would like to take the time to thank all of you who support FSNToday, which prompted this editor note to you all. I run into many of  you, so you already know that I’ve been missing in action. Hopefully, y’all are still finding laughs on our site. I wanted to let you all know we’re down but not out. I will be back as soon as time allows.   Be happy for me, if I can’t do this then it means I’m preparing to come to you nationally on t.v. or some shit. lol.

Only Editor in Chief and Blogga!

Yul “Spencer”

“That’s a Wrap for Real”

We had to share this with all of my readers and all who fall upon NBNToday.com.  Where you get to laugh ’bout the truth. This man is sharing an amazing message with you…Enjoy..

“4real”

by Aaron Ledesma

VERA ENQUIST gets her hair touched up by Jo Ann Covey

For 28 years, Jo Ann Covey of Long Beach’s Sharrion James Hair Design has enjoyed being the hairdresser of a woman she describes as “funky” and “absolutely remarkable.” On September 30th, when Vera Enquist sees Jo Ann for her Wednesday morning appointment, Vera will be celebrating her 100th birthday.

“If you talked to her, you wouldn’t even know she was turning one hundred,” says Covey. “Her mind is sharp.”

Roger “Baby Slapper” Stevens, is the man who slapped the shit out of a baby, maybe this guys bitch slapping coupon was itching in his pocket, you know we all have ‘em it’s just a matter  of when you gonna’ use it !  You know it’s in your purse or back pocket right now, right next to your RACE card.

…watch your back, from side to side, you don’t know what team is going to ride tonight. A team of organized criminals is installing equipment on legitimate bank ATMs in at least two regions to steal both the ATM card number and the PIN. These two regions are obviously sleepin’. Let’s keep your heads up people and eyes open. See, the team sits nearby in a whip (a car) receiving the 411 transmitted wirelessly over weekends and evenings dang they’re just clocking dollars from equipment they install on the front of the ATM (see photos below).

One of our Boi’s sent this to us,(We’re aware this has been passed around) but NbNtoday.com has decided to post this for two reasons, 1. the young girl is on point with her observations.(especially if she’s real?) 2. We are so impressed with this fifteen year old vocabulary it’s off the chains.(She writes like she’s sleeping with a college professor)

Is December, 2012 the end of all the bullshit? Or the beginning of the same ol’ shit? Well, I don’t know about you but I’ve noticed it keeps getting hotter and hotter. Each year the sun gets closer to burning our asses up, I can’t keep an ice cube in a glass. I want to start blogging this subject for the next two years. Document how it all goes down. See, how the universe and the people in it act.  NBNToday will follow Americans to see if they act like they’re aware of the world making a transition or do they live with no expectation of a better day for the world. Or will the masses act like they always act like there is no end to all of this we call life. It just keeps evolving. I agree with the evolution of us all. But what are we evolving to? It has to be something better or worse.

We all no nothing remains the same when actually it all seems to. So what the fluck? Are we coming out alive in this world? “I don’t think so” . So how will we live it? If the predictions for 2012 hold out, become real what will you do for the next two to three years. Seek light? Or continue to fumble in darkness and confusion? Whoa. That’s helluva a question.

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

What do you think? Leave us comments about this…your end.

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This writer could’ve went to the memorial today, but my dearest friend who I adore and am so proud of her. She’s a powerful producer and has some incredible writing skills, she was dying to go. And plus my sista’ Shuntel, really, really, seemed to want to go bad to. So I let loose of my hold on this 30,000.oo ticket and arm band.(for some sucka’s) and let them go together.

I heard Donald Trump last night on a CNN interview last night with Larry King. He told Larry that Michael Jackson was not a child molester. In no way was this man was a child molester he played with the Trump kids when they were youngsters.