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What’s funny to me is the possible side effects, like death, if you don’t take it. And they’re charging you for it. It’s just not free to save your own ass in America today. You must pay. Even though we have all the resources to take care of anyone. Nope, we live in a monetary society and as long as we do you “gots” to pay.  It’s just the kind of scare to line people up and do with them what you will. So don’t be afraid to ask the tough questions. Questions like… You tryin’ to kill me Doc?

…like we didn’t expect that to happen I’m sharing with my readers they’re not interested in helping Americans. My People your going’ to have to save yourselves. No public option. The Senate Committee shot it down today,  the fear of  socialized medicine is freaking out the land of the free. And we mean free to pick you own doctor. What’s scary about  a possible socialized  health care system?

What if the socialized medical care for Americans who can’t afford health care is just away to get rid of them? To poison them slowly . And really drop the cost of living. Because it’s a plan to kill everybody. Kill everybody certain elite people deem stupid. Or it could just be the medical weed everyone’s smoking in Ca.. It’s bringing on such paranoia.

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Film director Roman Polanski, (”Rosemary’s Baby”, “Chinatown”)got popped again. He was surprised with this arrest at a Zurich airport. He was flying in to be honored and end up getting arrested. Vanity the worst of all the sins. It will get you every time. This was like when they hook criminals by saying you won a big screen t.v. because your, you. And then they come down to pick up the t.v. and get busted for they’re original crime. But this time it wasn’t the police who set him up, it was vanity people. Vanity like quicksand when you get in it you just go deeper and deeper into it and eventually it’s covering your whole face. And you can’t breathe and we all know what happens after that. Yep, you croak.

Well, Roman’s past finally caught up to him. For those readers who aren’t up on this old news becoming new again. This dude some thirty years ago drugged and raped this thirteen year old girl after a photo shoot at Jack Nicholson’s crip. And then he admitted to it in court. Sounds like some shit a devil would do you know the devil a cold m.f.. Any way Polanski, was tried for this rape and then after confessing to it, decided it was best he leave the country. So before he could be sentenced he got his ass on an international flight and kept it flying in the friendly skies ever since.

Now he’s back and in handcuffs. The girl he did this too, is now 45 as says she wants the whole thing dropped forgotten about. But you know the good ol’ law and press they won’t leave anything like this alone. Even if you ask them to.

Many Americans, are amazed this guy could even skip the country and live abroad safely. Without the threat of being snatched up and brought back to America. Seems though these have been the nightmares Roman Polanski, has slept with for years. And now this is his opportunity to be rid of this case forever. He won’t be getting his honor he flew into Zurich for, the people who came to the event to honor him will have to wait. Wait for him to be released after a good prison rape from some of the kinder criminals inside the prison he’s going to. Roman’s life has been no picnic,(read this article on the Huff post) but privileges aren’t privileges if you use them to go to prison.  Well, kids let this be a lesson to ya’ . “You Can Roman But You Can’t Hide” .

Questions to my readers: I happen to know somebody, who knows somebody, who’s somebody’s cousin who says he slept with girl that was seventeen and he was nineteen can he go to jail for that now that he’s in his forties? Leave the comment.

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Today I find out that the A.P.(Assoc. Press) reported earlier this week that Bullet-makers are busting their asses 24/7 to keep up with the nations’ demand for Bullets. Everyone in the gun business, from gun ranges and gun dealers have never seen this kind of bullet shortage in their lives. Especially for handguns. Gun nuts are stocking up on ammo because they’re thinking Obama and the Democratic Congress will pass some anti-gun law. When Obama has already said he was cool with being strapped. You know a brotha’ goin’ keep a piece close.

Shit… Obama’s surrounded by them all day now. Why shouldn’t you have one? Obama signed a law making it legal to carry a loaded gun in a national park.

Folks we know Obama’s primarily from Chicago and it turns out the parks in Chicago demand you carry a gun. The city does too, but the parks are even more dangerous. See, Barack hasn’t forgotten where he’s from what streets he did his community organizing on. Anybody who’s been to a park in Chicago,(I know there not Natl. parks but this is where the idea comes from) especially on the west-side you know you need a gun. Shit I tried to creep in “Garfield Park” one late night on the west-side. I was staying across the street with this girl I knew out there. On Franklin Ave.

And I went outside to have a smoke ealry in the morning 4a.m. to be exact.  The park looked nice because it had snow on the ground at the time. It was just across the street, so I headed towards the park to play in the snow. And would you know it as soon as my foot hit the sidewalk these 4 or 5 street thugs just popped out of nowhere. Man, I back pedaled my ass so fast, back into my friends front yard and into the house so quick. You would’ve thought I saw one of them vampires on “True Blood”.  And I know I didn’t have a gun, but I’m sure these lil’ gangsta’s did. And I betcha’ they’re glock isn’t registered either. So people need to chill Barack, is hipped to the fact that an American citizen may have a viable use for a gun.

Trip on this since the President was elected the “Criminal Background” check people have issued over 6.1 million background checks.

Just between the months of January and May the year isn’t even over. America is strapped my kinder and softer people. Unbelievable huh? Well guess what?  There’s not enough bullets for this kind of demand. Is that too funny you can buy a gun but no bullets for it.  In America a gun without bullets is like owning a big rock that you paid for. You can throw it at a mudder phucker, or start up a pistol whipping contest. Either way it’s useless.

Just like most Americans prefer a gun to be…USELESS!

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These Tea-Beggers , were on Washington D.C. last week protesting against Obama’s plan to reform health care. And as you look into the crowd you should notice the unhealthy people walking around.  In the mind and in the  overweight bodies the best of the fast food junkies. Is it ironic or hypocritical?  I don’t know it’s phucked up though.

But it surely displays the not looking in the mirror theory. You know before you can complain about others you should be doing all you can to take care of your damn self first. Haven’t they ever heard, “God helps the man who helps himself”.  ”It’s the Man In The Mirror”. m.j.  They say it’s not a racist attitude that brings these people out in public to be acting a fool.

It looks like a klean klan rally to me, not a lot of mixture here. I see more unhealthy minds in this video then healthy bodies. If this isn’t enough evidence to the readers that we need a public option. I mean in this video alone you can see the sick people that need help. And need it now.

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Wal-mart is starting to rack up some very serious incidents in their stores this writer is beginning to think there might be something to it. Or at least the premise is funny. How when seemingly normal people shop at Wal-Mart  the worse comes out of  them. And I believe the basic theme and creation of Wal-Mart was to to help people. With cheaper prices  and shit, Marketing “Malarkey” is what it is and has always been. They’ve designed a warehouse of goods that drive people to madness. It begins for this writer Nov. 28th 2008 Black Firday at Wal-Mart I reported one of their employees were trampled by shoppers in a rush to get there Christmas deals. Black Friday @ Wal Mart

Then just recently with this nutty man Roger”Baby Slapper”Stevens, rudely slapping the you know what? out of a toddler, a girl, in another Wal-Mart. Four times he hit that child and told the mama he’d do it.

Now, were taking a look at the connection of this most recent incident. Where a man had been duct taped in the court of law ordered by the judge.(taped over his mouth) In Canton, Ohio courthouses say they don’t make a usual practice of duct taping defendants but this man wouldn’t shut the phuck up! And stop talking crazy to the judge. So, the judge had enough and “Duct Tape” the dudes lips together. That’s wild.

This defendant had been charged for fighting security guards while being suspected of shoplifting. Guess where he was? Yes, “WAL-MART” unbelievable but it’s all true. And that’s where we find the funny in this some times tragic news.

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What’s next for the “Duct” tape

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Funny MoNey not ha, ha,  funny…This is a feeling we have often in our lives about MoNey, and this young poet has expressed similar feelings for us all…Digg Dat’

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Yes Gov. Arnold…you remember what that is,  you used to do thousands of curls with it everyday. It’s a dumbbell just like you have been since you’ve got it into politics. Marrying money and politics with some sweet red trim. That could be considered a smart move. Becoming a politician DUMMY!

So, now we would love for you to take the dumbbell(any dumbbell)  lift it up like you used too, and SOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF WITH IT.  You dummy!!!

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Well it’ seems that some black folks have been offended by this lil black doll that has lil’ monkey embroided in the pink headband.

So, Costco stepped up and took them off the shelves. I happen to know a famous couple who calls their young son “monkey” . And he’s white, the toy company made white ones and latinos ones. I wouldn’t be surprised if the toy company was motivated by this famous couple. The couple is Tori and Dean and on there show they called their son Liam “monkey” all the time. I wonder if some bright toymaker was a fan of the show and thought it wouldn’t be offensive. Because Tori & Dean call their kid “monkey.

I worked on the show myself (assoc prod.)and thought it was odd to call a kid “monkey” in the first place. But he loved it, and his parents loved him. So I guess it’s a personal choice not a universal one. And in the black community you’re looking for a fight when you call a black kid a “monkey’.

Remember that people. Let’t co-exits okay have consideration for all people not just a certain group of them. Thanks Costco for stepping up. I don’t know why you didn’t pass the doll around the office first before manufacturing so many of them I’m sure one of your black employees would’ve hipped you to this. Just ask. Furthermore to add damage to insult you put a stuffed monkey in with the black doll with some bananas. Now I’m laughing because that’s what we do here at NBNtoday.com we flucking laugh. But this shit wasn’t right ! You’ll see in the video the white doll had a panda and they called her pretty.  I guess the Mexican doll comes with a burrito and some hot sauce? Oh stop me folks I can’t make this shit up, well, I could but I don’t the media feeds us this type ignorance everyday. Eat it up!

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Listen to what happened and how they displayed the different colored dolls.

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What section of So. Africa are puttin’ out dime pieces like this?  What the fuck do they’re men look like? Do they look like the girls? This writer won’t be taking no trips ever to this part of So. Africa( the town of Semenya ) you can believe that shit. Try me in France the motherland.

Wow, if she is a girl this is some scary shit.  You have to admit she look like the dude that just took in your cash for clunkers sold you a burger at McDonalds and washed your car.  I don’t think it’s a bad idea to check her panties if that what she’s wearing. It’s quite obvious to the public that a gender verification would not be out of line. As a matter of fact we’re all thinking the same thing, especially when she start talking. Is that a girl for real?

I have questioned many of the women in track and field if they were male or female?  There was an olympic event where another So. African runner who took the last leg in a female relay looked just like James Brown!

So this isn’t rare but it sure is funny or scary depending on what colored glasses you’re wearing today. They say this is her first time running outside of South Africa. So, are they trying to tell us nobody noticed she was manly ’til now?

‘Til she got outside of So. Africa stop me people I’m on the floor now.

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