Ain’t this a bitch. Ron Artest to the Lakers because Trevor wanted more money? And I just ran into this boi the another night on La Cienega at the late night hot dog grill hollerin’ at the women. He was nice to us even said he would come out to my show. (You know he lying) But it was nice to be nice. Well, this writer not only believes that Trevor Ariza, number 3, deserved to be paid like a valuable supporting member of the Los Angeles Lakers but you should’ve gave him some head.
You Lakers just flucked with the chemistry of this championship team. Ball players like actors and comics, every ones replaceable. Then they tell me Artest is willing to play in L.A. for the same money, Ho. That’s what comedians and actors do to each other all day. Fuck it. He won’t work for that much, I will. Instead of making these owners responsible for the monsters they created. Financial monsters who make a hundred million dollars to play a sport. But a teacher can’t make her car note this month because the school system doesn’t have any more money to pay the teachers. What kind of crock of shit is all of this anyway. Yeah I stay funny but I’ll get serious on your ass in a minute won’t I? Anyway Artest is a great player, also. But he’s mean and has no table manners. I am surprised Kobe has no say here or hasn’t threw out a block on another ball hog coming to camp. Personally I rather play with Artest than against him. If I had to play against him, I would carry a knife to half court and stab that n.i.g…! I’m telling you he’s dangerous.
Ron Artest will be no fun to watch like Ariza, but he should, if he feels like it, defend and hit that three when necessary. Because by now all basketball fans know Artest can throw a ‘I don’t feel like playing for you muddderfluckers today’ fit in a minute. Or just foul himself out of a game because he’s frustrated. Don’t worry about this writer. I’m sure I’m safe that Artest will never be found reading nbntoday.com I doubt it anyway. Phil Jackson is staying. That’s all that matters to this writer. I hope he’s convinced he can get that eleventh ring with this highly strung but some times finely tuned Ron Artest.
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
He wants a ring other than his wedding ring. He came to the right place. LA LAKERS 11TH
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