Who is he dressing for?
Chris Brown is still showing his ass about the Rihanna ass whupping in a “Lamborghini” on Larry King’s show “I’m sorry” “Im sorry”. Naw, Brotha’ that school boy look is sorry, your talking about you want to grow up. Be a man. Well let me be the first man to tell you this, we don’t wear all those bright ass colors brotha’ men wear earth tones. Pimp some navy blue…but “Baby Blue” !
We know you’re trying to look like you wouldn’t hit, choke, or bite a puppy in that outfit. Unlike some other big sports celebrities we know number 7′ now playing with the Philadelphia Eagles!!!
We’re all suppose to say look at ‘em that boy wouldn’t beat, choke and bite, on no six foot three amazon sister with money. His mama was there on the show in the seat right next ‘ to em lawyer on the other side. Now mama was defending the history of this boi’ saying Chris ain’t never done no shit like this ever.(black mama talk) NBNToday.com doesn’t and will never condone violence towards women, domestic abuse, or any other kind of abuse.
But an ass whupping someone might have coming(man, woman or child) we do understand. We understand no ones perfect and they may have an ass whupping coming to ‘em. Now in this case we don’t know who had it coming if anyone did, we just can’t believe that the media has hyped this fight so big. Ali and Frazier didn’t get this much press in their prime.(in their defense there wasn’t this much media in the 70′s) Nevertheless, now they’re parading the brotha’ Chris Brown around on talk shows to revitalize his career and to let the public know in the words of the late great “Michael Jackson” “This is It”.
He’s tired of the publicity himself and ready to release his new album “Graffiti”. And make that money. He’s over it, she’s obviously over it, and knows his public is, they really don’t care anymore. Only the media is able to stretch a few more dollars out of this.
Now that Joe Public, all of us, now know it was a crazy incident between two rich pop stars. Furthermore they’ve been together since beating on each other, hanging out being friends forgiving one another while the brotha’ steps up and takes all the heat. In a “Baby Blue Crew Neck Sweater and matching Bow-tie.
Is this even real or a Publicity Stunt only two kids could pull off.? It's at least a great premise for a film, two rich and famous kids(white kids so we believe it) feeling the need for even greater attention. A logline for somebody.
Anyway, now “Bambi” can go on looking like the innocent wild woman who will not be afraid to take off her shoe and beat you with it.
This writer is going to make a prediction I believe we will hear about an incident surrounding Rihanna and violence before we’ll hear about another one with Chris. If it’s me, and she beats my ass you all will know about it. I”ll put her on blast.
That’s why we’re the “Funny Source for News”.
Who do you think will fall first? Chris or Rihanna or “Will these two nutty kids grow out of it”?…
What’d you think readers?
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
Here he is in the “Baby Blue” telling Larry I really can’t remember. That’s really not that unusual most people who get in fights have a hard time remembering how they got in it. And what they did blow by blow. Most people can’t remember an ass-whuppin’ .
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