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We know that Tiger is in trouble…It’s not like he boned Serena Williams! Because that would’ve been a funny story to write about, Serena Williams booty and Tiger?  We all know how funny that would be, but it’s not! In this case it’s the same ol’ bullshit. (Steve McNair got killed for this kind of activity) It’s his “Swiss Miss” wife sharing center stage, which we all know was bound to happen once Tiger Wood was put on a pedal stool. Now they knock him off and reclassify him as the “black golfer”, oh yeah he’s black now!

To all the Funny Source News readers, forgive me for I have been busy. Still funny, just busy with developing projects and expanding my life. I’ve been in New York City for the last month then working in Miami. This has prohibited me to stay current on our blog here.  One of our readers once told me there was so much material on FSNToday you can stay busy catching up and laughing for years. (she smokes a lot of weed).  So I figured and always knew the day would come that I would have to take a break to do some acting or writing for television or film. That time has come, so please forgive me. FSNToday is still an excellent resource to exercise laughter and find material. Old or new it’s all still funny, which has been the only priority at FSNToday is to bring funny to you.

I would like to take the time to thank all of you who support FSNToday, which prompted this editor note to you all. I run into many of  you, so you already know that I’ve been missing in action. Hopefully, y’all are still finding laughs on our site. I wanted to let you all know we’re down but not out. I will be back as soon as time allows.   Be happy for me, if I can’t do this then it means I’m preparing to come to you nationally on t.v. or some shit. lol.

Only Editor in Chief and Blogga!

Yul “Spencer”

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What did he do?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

…I know, I know, “Cablacanasian” or some stupid thing like that. Remember when they had to put a label on him. What is he? He’s golfing so good, what is his race? He’s black and he’s still black and we all could see that from our  balconies.

This now, number one golfer in the world has avoided all the celeb. tendencies to act a fool. And I believe he was well aware of his personal responsibility to be cool in public. Especially if he didn’t want the public to see him as a black person.

We all know if he was at the clubs every night, rummaging through white women. Oh, he would’ve been black as hell. How ’bout he robb a 7-11 for his drug habit…BLACK. But he has avoided all these pitfalls that so many in his position black or white have not.

Tha's right it's a Pay-Day not a day off!!

Well, after smashing all the other golfers in the Fed Ex. Cup and picking up a quick 10million dollar check. Moving him up to the 10 figures necessary to becoming a freakin’ billionaire baller biaatch!!! in the words of my boi’ Dave Chapelle, “Im Rich Bitch”..

Dave

But who didn’t know this? You know if your rich Forbes is on your ass checking your assets and reporting them to the public all the time. In other words “They be all in your business” and telling everyone about it. Forbes magazine is like a federally funded agency who creeps into the business of it’s citizens. They’re nosey!!!

YOU HAVE GOALS OF BEING RICH YOU BETTER KNOW THIS...YOU CAN'T KEEP IT A SECRET

Anyhow this is how we got this information. They reported like 895m. for 2009 including endorsements as well as the golfing. So with this last win at the Fed Ex.Cup they’re now labeling our main man Tiger. Otherwise known as “Tigger” in some circles. A “Billionaire” sportsman. If Tiger wasn’t golfing he’d be Obama, and if Obama wasn’t President he’d be Tiger. They’re breeding these types of multi-cultural black folks somewhere. It really makes you go hmmm, doesn’t it?  This is a funny source for news.

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I Am the News,

Dumb ass CBS news producer, Joe Halderman, arrested in Letterman’s extortion plot yesterday. Dude threatened to collapse Letterman’s world. Instead he’s the one that will be collapsed between a bunk bed in a state prison with a guy named Bubbah and his side kick the “Toss the Salad Man”

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And if you’ve never heard of the “The Toss the Salad Man” here he is …WATCH

Dave’s comments on the Show last night.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/10/02/2009-10-02_robert_j.html#ixzz0SnuBRUS8

Let's see if she knocks my hand away...hmmm

Late night showman David Letterman is doing all he can to fess up to having sex with at least two staffers’. Someone attempted to extort Letterman in this case and instead of letting the person get away with it. Letterman called the DA’s office in New York and set up a sting op. on the mudder-phucka.

The victims were women, Dave, was knocking boots with.(VICTIMS OR VOLUNTEERS?) Just clarifying things. David is a funny man but obviously quite horny as well. We, believe it’s the V’ that is responsible for these kinds of incidents. I’m not talking “True Blood”(HBO) talk, I’m talking “Viagara”.

We, find it funny when the media gets their drawers in a bunch or a hard on for a celebrity.  The media immediately turns sour on these celebs. I think it’s because they prefer to be the celebrities. The media acts holier than thou. Like the person giving the report or responding to it, isn’t human and has never heard of such a thing. And all day long they report of murder, rape, tragedy, but OMG Leno, had sex with Laura Bush. Now that would be a funny scandal. But there’s a story they can sink their teeth’s into and dish out a bunch of personal mumbo jumbo to go along with it, like the audience listening respects them or something. Don’t get me wrong I’m writing in general these media hypes are crazy.

We crack the “phuck” up here at the offices at the double standards of almost any given incident on any given day. The flexibility of the law the cover up and the exposed. Most citizens and humans have an idea of how tough it is to live their own lives.

But to be a David Letterman, or a Bill Clinton or some celebrity mogul, well into your fifties, rich, charismatic, and on t.v. that’s a cocktail for pussy.

Oh Yeah, listen to this Brotha' he's tellin' the truth.

I know if your  male or female reading this old or young you know this writer isn’t lying. Are sure you wouldn’t sleep with someone for money?  Or for Fame?  Yes we would. Especially in these tough recessionary times.

Nevertheless, David got his extorter, he testified in court today, admitting tapping the asses of his staffers. He’s going to apologize tonight on his show to his audience. Pretending to be ashamed or remorseful about hitting that booty. Because c’mon my funny people you know that being that rich and that privileged …If it were you, you’d be lying too. Lying about being upset because you had sex with someone on your job. I’m sorry, no your not.

This is Where it Goes down, Well the Staffers do.

Your caught is what you are. We’d like to congratulate David Letterman, for the sting op. and taking the hit like a soldier, for not letting this extorter get away with 2 million dollars. Yeah, that’s what David had to pay this person to shut ‘em up about his indiscretions. But instead Letteman, brought over a check with a wire and whole bunch of police man. Pop goes the extortionists who “phucks” with Dave.

Be sure to watch “Late Night with David Letteman” on NBC he promises he won’t have sex on camera.

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