Lamar Odom does a Kobe with Khloe KardashianView Comments

By Yul "Spencer"
Posted on 28 Sep 2009 at 11:15am
Lamar doesn't understand he's being casted not married.

Lamar doesn't understand he's being casted not married.

After a whirlwind romance (and only knowing each other for a month, one month, are you phucking crazy?), reality starlet Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Laker Lamar Odom married on Sunday afternoon, in front of friends and family, OK Magazine confirms.

She must be putting Lamar down with some family money after one month if his pimpin’ is strong . I’m not an aeronautic expert but I know a fix when I see one. . Nevertheless,  NBNToday.com would like to go on record saying this is a casting call not a marriage. She just needs the brotha’ for the show.

She’s the least attractive Kardashian and she’s trying to push her stock up with this man. Lucky he’s a Laker, obviously she doesn’t know her stock won’t go up by just marrying a black man, actually it could go down. But he’s a Laker!!! so he’s not exactly black until he sodomizes Khloe or some poor white girl at a Holiday Inn.

Of course his blackness would come out after robbing a 7-11 or stealing a car, yeah, he would be real black then. Until then he’s green, greener then the green Obama’s trying to get everyone to support. In other words he’s rich. That’s this writers goal, to eliminate my racial stigma by becoming “Green”, rich. Well, Lamar has already accomplished this feat, but I digress to say he won’t keep much of his wealth hanging around this girl. Let’s just say this writer has been around several blocks more than once, and game recognize game. Do you Khloe.

I'm telling you dawg! It's going to cost you MILLIONS.

I'm telling you dawg! It's going to cost you MILLIONS.

The couple tied the knot at the house of music mogul Irving Azoff in a ceremony that included the release of hundreds of balloons into the sky. Lamar should’ve put 40 million balloons in the air. That’s what this marriage is going to end up costing him before it’s all over. Who wants to doubt me? That’s what our comment box is for. For you readers who doubt me, use it.

With this ring he could've married my lady...shiiiiiit

With this ring he could've married my lady...shiiiiiit

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