T.V. Show Host David Letterman’sView Comments

By Yul "Spencer"
Posted on 01 Oct 2009 at 8:18pm
Let's see if she knocks my hand away...hmmm

Let's see if she knocks my hand away...hmmm

Late night showman David Letterman is doing all he can to fess up to having sex with at least two staffers’. Someone attempted to extort Letterman in this case and instead of letting the person get away with it. Letterman called the DA’s office in New York and set up a sting op. on the mudder-phucka.

The victims were women, Dave, was knocking boots with.(VICTIMS OR VOLUNTEERS?) Just clarifying things. David is a funny man but obviously quite horny as well. We, believe it’s the V’ that is responsible for these kinds of incidents. I’m not talking “True Blood”(HBO) talk, I’m talking “Viagara”.

We, find it funny when the media gets their drawers in a bunch or a hard on for a celebrity.  The media immediately turns sour on these celebs. I think it’s because they prefer to be the celebrities. The media acts holier than thou. Like the person giving the report or responding to it, isn’t human and has never heard of such a thing. And all day long they report of murder, rape, tragedy, but OMG Leno, had sex with Laura Bush. Now that would be a funny scandal. But there’s a story they can sink their teeth’s into and dish out a bunch of personal mumbo jumbo to go along with it, like the audience listening respects them or something. Don’t get me wrong I’m writing in general these media hypes are crazy.

We crack the “phuck” up here at the offices at the double standards of almost any given incident on any given day. The flexibility of the law the cover up and the exposed. Most citizens and humans have an idea of how tough it is to live their own lives.

But to be a David Letterman, or a Bill Clinton or some celebrity mogul, well into your fifties, rich, charismatic, and on t.v. that’s a cocktail for pussy.

Oh Yeah, listen to this Brotha'

Oh Yeah, listen to this Brotha' he's tellin' the truth.

I know if your  male or female reading this old or young you know this writer isn’t lying. Are sure you wouldn’t sleep with someone for money?  Or for Fame?  Yes we would. Especially in these tough recessionary times.

Nevertheless, David got his extorter, he testified in court today, admitting tapping the asses of his staffers. He’s going to apologize tonight on his show to his audience. Pretending to be ashamed or remorseful about hitting that booty. Because c’mon my funny people you know that being that rich and that privileged …If it were you, you’d be lying too. Lying about being upset because you had sex with someone on your job. I’m sorry, no your not.

This is Where it Goes down, Well the Staffers do.

This is Where it Goes down, Well the Staffers do.

Your caught is what you are. We’d like to congratulate David Letterman, for the sting op. and taking the hit like a soldier, for not letting this extorter get away with 2 million dollars. Yeah, that’s what David had to pay this person to shut ‘em up about his indiscretions. But instead Letteman, brought over a check with a wire and whole bunch of police man. Pop goes the extortionists who “phucks” with Dave.

Be sure to watch “Late Night with David Letteman” on NBC he promises he won’t have sex on camera.

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