Tiger Woods becomes the first…View Comments

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

…I know, I know, “Cablacanasian” or some stupid thing like that. Remember when they had to put a label on him. What is he? He’s golfing so good, what is his race? He’s black and he’s still black and we all could see that from our  balconies.

This now, number one golfer in the world has avoided all the celeb. tendencies to act a fool. And I believe he was well aware of his personal responsibility to be cool in public. Especially if he didn’t want the public to see him as a black person.

We all know if he was at the clubs every night, rummaging through white women. Oh, he would’ve been black as hell. How ’bout he robb a 7-11 for his drug habit…BLACK. But he has avoided all these pitfalls that so many in his position black or white have not.

Tha's right it's a Pay-Day not a day off!!

Well, after smashing all the other golfers in the Fed Ex. Cup and picking up a quick 10million dollar check. Moving him up to the 10 figures necessary to becoming a freakin’ billionaire baller biaatch!!! in the words of my boi’ Dave Chapelle, “Im Rich Bitch”..

Dave

But who didn’t know this? You know if your rich Forbes is on your ass checking your assets and reporting them to the public all the time. In other words “They be all in your business” and telling everyone about it. Forbes magazine is like a federally funded agency who creeps into the business of it’s citizens. They’re nosey!!!

YOU HAVE GOALS OF BEING RICH YOU BETTER KNOW THIS...YOU CAN'T KEEP IT A SECRET

Anyhow this is how we got this information. They reported like 895m. for 2009 including endorsements as well as the golfing. So with this last win at the Fed Ex.Cup they’re now labeling our main man Tiger. Otherwise known as “Tigger” in some circles. A “Billionaire” sportsman. If Tiger wasn’t golfing he’d be Obama, and if Obama wasn’t President he’d be Tiger. They’re breeding these types of multi-cultural black folks somewhere. It really makes you go hmmm, doesn’t it?  This is a funny source for news.

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