Who are the wives of the GOP candidates?0 comments

By Yul "Spencer"
Posted on 02 Jan 2012 at 12:45pm

Haven’t you wondered who are the Republican candidates married to? Well, the FSN desk wanted you to know and see who would marry crazy people. Usually someone even crazier or brain dead. You know a gurl without a clue, lot’s of air in the head. We’ve all met that type, seen her, dated her, been friends with her, just to see her marry money. Check these GOP ladies out, who are hot for their GOP man… Starting with Ron Paul’s “hot” Carol…

Who are the wives of the GOP?

Ron Paul and Carol

Then we got Rick Santorum’s wife, Karen. She seems to be alright until you see her next to him. Haven’t you noticed the wives don’t like being around these candidates much? Unlike the ¬†Democratic party, the wives are around all the time. Hmmm?

wives of the GOP

Rick Santorum and Karen

Now here’s Mitt Romney and Ann. Now she hangs out with Mitt more than the other wives do with their GOP husbands because Mitt is PAID!!!

wives of the GOP

Mitt Romney and Ann

The fella who has maybe the hottest wife but one of the oldest candidates next to Ron Paul is Newt Gingrich. Of course, we all know he’s had three wives. And he’s quick to jump ship if a wife gets sick on ’em.

Who are the wives of the GOP?

Newt Gingrich and Calista

Last but not least there’s Michelle Bachmann’s wife slash husband possibly gay Marcus. Well, there you go the husbands and wives of the GOP, pick your poison.

Who are the wives of the GOP?

Michelle Bachmann and Marcus

Tha’s a Wrap for now.

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