Michael Jackson showed up to a press conference in London on Thursday to announce that he will be grabbing his crotch once again on stage for his fans. He will be doing a concert series this summer. This press conference gave the press its first opportunity to get homie on camera. Because you know he’s living in a bat cave being all reclusive and shit. Nobody has seen the “King of Popsicles” in years. After the showing of his pee pee to the press and then being charged with flucking with kids. Michael has not felt the need to be out in public.
He’s been spotted by paparazzi at a few spots like Vegas and he was even caught dressing like a woman in Bahrain. No shit.
Does the boi’ have a wig on? Obviously his exile has done him little good in finding his true self.
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