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Ms. Obama is the worlds Step-mama!

Ms. Obama is the worlds Step-mama!

Posted on 02 Apr 2009 at 11:28pm

If you have any love in you for the children, you have to be loving the effect Ms. Obama is having on the young girls around the world. She is mama to the world now and stepping up to the plate with open arms holding as many children as she can at one time. And if she spots someone she’s missed she’ll hug them individually. I look forward to hugging her I’m going to hug her harder then I did Vivica A. Fox in “Two Can Play That Game”.

I still can’t believe the media is trying to pit husband against wife(I say sarcastically) with their analysis of who’s more popular. Saying shit like, Michelle’s approval rating is higher than her husbands. Which sounds real stupid when her husband happens to be Mr. President. Which some media have a hard time grasping and respecting. Some people take black and cool, and mistake it for… I can talk to you any way I’d like. Unless Michelle comes up with a strip pole routine.  I don’t think Barack, has anything to concern himself with when it comes to popularity. The media ought to chill and report on the good they see in these two and quit looking to divide them in the American peoples eyes.

It’s an old flucked up adage “United we stand Divided we Fall” we’ve been divided as a nation and as a world long enough. Don’t you think? Let us know what you’re thinking If you’re thinking at all.

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

Check Ms. Mama out I’ve never seen a First Lady so giving.

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Spencer's BEweave it or Not?

Spencer’s BEweave it or Not?

Posted on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:25pm

If you have a better weave story than this we will pay for your next weave girl! One of my dearest friends has one of the top shops in Hollywood. Actually his shop is in No. Hollywood those who know, know. I will keep it a secret until I get some takers. Readers, Users of NBNToday, we are very serious. Write us, send us a video of a story that rivals or you believe tops this crazy ass story. Now we’d like to thank Tyra for her weave shot because the girl in this video picture wasn’t available and no one at NBNtoday seriously tried to find it.

“4real”

She got shot in the head and her weave stopped the bullet, Beweave or not?

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Hyundai is pronounced Hyun-day. Who they foolin'?

Hyundai is pronounced Hyun-day. Who they foolin’?

Posted on 07 Feb 2009 at 12:44am

Not in the streets, my people. It’s still a cheap ass Hyundai. Nobody but this ad and the people who had to buy this car because they don’t care about what people say and they don’t live in L.A. It’s crackin’ us up how Hyundai is using this ad to change the image of a car that has always been thought of as cheap. I don’t remember a day  when getting a Hyundai was the thing to do. This car the Genisis Sedan has got a Benz like look if you look quick. I mean if you’re like over sixty or so. I wonder who would give a damn. But if you still dating hot bodies, you won’t be fooling them like this ad is attempting to do. The girls in this town ain’t having it. And don’t count on them knowing what a Hyun-day is either. (unless you buy one for them) But they know a Hyundai when they see it or hear it. You better believe that. You tell her it’s a Hyun-day she’s going to laugh and say no honey that’s one of those cheap ass “HYUNDAI’S”! But pay her no mind or no money, it’s a cool cheap ass ride.

I’m talking nice for thirty two thousand. But please… don’t tell us it’s a Hyun-day.

We gonna laugh.

“4real”

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One Door Closes..Another Opens

One Door Closes..Another Opens

Posted on 27 Jan 2009 at 9:50pm

One Door Closes..Another Opens

Revelations 3:8

When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go,
only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He’ll catch you when you fall,
or He’ll teach you how to fly! ‘The power of one sentence! God is going
to shift things around for you today and let things work in your favor.

God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close.

If you need God to open, some doors for you pray this prayer for others.

Have a blessed day and remember to be a blessing…

“That’s a Wrap 4Real”

Meditate on this:

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Auction for the Flower

Posted on 22 Jan 2009 at 6:15pm

You didn’t know, well now you know, this young thang is selling her “pink taco” to the highest bidder. (reported to be up to 3 million)

In, LOS ANGELES (Sept. 11) – A 22-year-old woman in the United States is publicly auctioning her virginity (trim) to pay for her college education, and some other shit, she’s caused some smoking online arguments about selling sex and the big morality clause.

This college student from San Diego Ca. is using a fake name ” Natalie Dylan” for security reasons you might suspect. And she claims she has no moral hang ups about her decision in fact it has empowered her. She said herself it’s “empowering” .
And the ho’s be telling us the same thing, about their business, it’s empowering to know you can have men pay for your goodies.
One of our own ho’ reporters told us, that as long as you got a healthy box you should never be broke. If you’re broke it means you’re one of those educated bitches. Which throws us off here with this girl, because she’s in college. What are they teaching her?
She must be an Economics major.

But few bloggers sided with her and some were suspicious of her intentions and we don’t give a damn. It’s your life, live it well or fuck it up.
Just keep doing funny shit to make the world lighter in laughter.
The young freak , who has earned a bachelor degree in women’s studies and now wants to start a master’s degree in marriage and family therapy, is hoping the bidding will hit $1 million dollars.
The online auction site eBay turned her down so the auction will take place at a Nevada ho’ house, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where her sister is a ho’ working to pay off some college debts. The college tuition and collections departmentt. must be a mudder-fucka’ to get these sisters to do anything to pay them back.
Shit I owe some money, but you don’t see me auctioning Mr. Lucky off.
The date for the auction has not been posted yet.
Supposedly her mama doesn’t support her, I’m surprised to hear that the mama isn’t a ho’ since her daughters are. We all know usually the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Well good luck ho’ from NBNtoday! No matter how you slice it sweetie, we don’t know much about the space program but we know prostitution when we see it. She does have her supporters — Like pimping ass Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
“I think it’s a tremendous idea. Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?” he told reporters.
Spoken by a white pimp.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”
NBNToday’s Top Five reasons why she shouldn’t do this.
1.) We can’t think of any! not one.
Happy B-Day MLKjr.

Happy B-Day MLKjr. “A Man Without a Vision Shall Perish”

Posted on 19 Jan 2009 at 1:55am

 

NBNToday.com is no less excited about Obama’s inauguration than anyone else. We here at NBNToday definitely want to contribute to the beginning of a new era. With service to our readers and a commitment to find the funny in the midst of our strorms. I’ve learned several things in the book called the “Bible” over my years of being on earth. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) B.I.B.L.E. I’ve always liked the story of J.C. Something stuck out to me real early in my life that a “Man without a vision shall perish”. Immediately I knew I wasn’t crazy to be a dreamer. My favorite song by John Lennon is “Imagine”. I’ve always envisioned a world like Martin Luther King Jr. would speak about it. And singers like John Lennon, and Stevie Wonder would sing about.

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I would always imagine and hope so bad that we as a country would come to the point  that love would be a common denominator in how we see each other. This dude he was a Saint, St Augustine, said “Love” and do as you will. Now to define love for every American would be a helluva’ a job. But what I do know about the word that people who do it, love, do not steal, lie and cheat, they do not kill, condemn, or cause any harm to others. And people like that can do as they will. And usually they just love more, more people, more animals, more of what life truly is Godly, Glorious, Free. 

Happy Birthday to ya My Brotha’ and Thank you for sharing your visions with the world. It must’ve took a lot of Dooz Nuts! I always tell God, I’m not Job, I’m not Jesus, I’m not Martin Luther,… MAN!  Or Am I…?

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

If you’ve never heard it, which I couldn’t imagine, no pun intended here it is “IMAGINE” by John Lennon                jEOkxRLzBf0

ASSAINATION ATTEMPT TODAY ON BUSH. ASSAILANT USES STINKY SHOES.

Posted on 14 Dec 2008 at 10:09pm

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And missed twice. This dude has bad aim!

George is quite athletic for a Mob Boss. This shit is too funny. When have you ever seen a President treated as such a scumbag?

And we have had our share of scumbags with Richard M. Nixon, Ronnnie Reagan and so on. But this guy is getting the stinky shoe treatment. I’m assuming the shoes were stinky because they were Baghdad shoes, and they not big on the odor eaters in Baghdad. So I know they stank. Walking in Baghdad is a funky situation. But Bush was quick with his ducking skills wasn’t he? Shit, Bush was like you can’t hit me. He looked like a school kid playing in class.

Bush has been ducking shit his entire reign as President. Shoes have no effect on him. His comment was he noticed the shoes were a size 10. Bush is a nut.

And where was his Secret Service? They were slow on this one. The guy next to Bush did more for him than the Secret Service did. They came in at the end of it. I’m surprised Bush just didn’t get hit by the funk of the shoe.

I think the Iraqi reporter was trying to say, you’re not a President and you couldn’t even shine my shoes! And then threw them at ‘em to shine. What you think? Sounds good.
This world has changed so much where someone could be so disturbed at a public official and do something like this.

But at a President of the United States of America? Let’s just be grateful all this journalist used was his stinky shoes. Whooa. Fortunately the guy didn’t put acid in the heels or a razor blade at the tip of the shoe. If that would’ve happened we would all be having a different discussion right about now. OMG.

And really you have to believe the Democrats are having a field day right now with the jokes. Obamas, Clintons and Barney Frank, all those guys are just laughing their asses off. Bill Maher is liable to do a movie about it entitled “Shoes or Sandals WWJD”.
“Thats A Wrap4Real”

FlySpy on the Wall: Episode 1

Posted on 18 Nov 2008 at 4:28am

“FLYSPY ON THE WALL”
Pilot episode
Created and Written by:
Yul “Spencer”

Produced by:
HENOCK G. and SHOSHIN ENTERTAINMENT

Episode 1: Transition to Power

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