Posts Tagged ‘adult humor’
Jerry Lewis (The O.G. “Nutty Professor”)…Say’s I”d Spank Her
Jerry Lewis went ol’ skool on Lindsay Lohan this week, telling the media in an interview. That he would smack her in the mouth. Jerry!!! Hold on ol’ man!
Then he says, and if that didn’t work he’d put her over his knee and spank her… Ol’ skool. While listening I thought to myself, Jerry’s 84 years old he doesn’t want to hurt the girl he wants to f**k her. Nevertheless, he knows he can’t cuz he’s 84.(Viagra aint’ helping this ol’ dude). So the smacking her in the mouth and spanking her over his knee talk could be interpreted as sexy senior citizen talk, not abuse. Kind of like senior citizen foreplay. (Kind of nasty too).
I met an ol’ man Jerry’s age many years ago who loved to talk about sex like a lot of old men do. This old guy told me one day over coffee that he was so old, that all he could do for the “pussy” was pat it…And wish it well.
And by the way who doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Kim Kardashian types wouldn’t like a good spanking. Especially from some rich ol’ dude. Aren’t they headed down that “Anna Nicole Smith” path anyway? As my grandaddy used to say “The handwriting is on the wall” !!!
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
Shouldn’t We Get Rid Of “Tigger” Too…
And every word that rhymes with ni**er!!!
This blogga, has witnessed “Tigger” as a smooth way to keep the N-word undercover. Shiiit check him out smooth walk, smooth talk just like a you know what? I’m not going to keep saying the word this is not a “Schlessinger “blog. (Dr. Laura) Let it go, no word can be removed from the english language in it’s entirety. We all have to know that this is America by now, where “Free Speech” can cost you your job!!!
It’s our humble belief that any individual can decide when they like getting their ass kicked or lose a job.
Do you realize how much literature (film) this world would have to destroy to get rid of any one word? Especially the infamous N-word. The word is in the Bible, the Dictionary and millions of books. Shouldn’t we just grow the f**k up? See, man has created many bad words.
For example: Unemployment. Unemployment? Yes, aren’t there plenty of jobs that need to be done in this country at this time?
Nevertheless, we’re the only species on the planet that chooses not do them. The lion is still doing it’s job. The grass is still doing it’s job. The Sun and Moon continue do their jobs. Even the cockroaches are steady at work. However, humans can’t find work? WTF? You see, “I’m Just Sayin”…These kinds of words are created to guarantee man’s self-destruction. It’s up to Woman/Man to make the changes in themselves then no word can ever cause such pain. At the end of the day, “Tigger” would be happy and “Niggers” would be no more.
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
FSNToday is more “news” than Fox News
Fox News is certainly not funny news. We can’t even call it news anymore. It’s propaganda and many have said they’re also responsible for the “Tea Party” cult as well.
Fox spends millions of dollars supporting only Republican candidates(openly). It’s become an opposition platform to everything Democrat. It’s kind of like listening to “Whitney Houston” talking about “Bobby Brown”.
Fox News used to be a conservative news channel(and a pretty good one at that) but after the inaugural of President Barack “Hussein” Obama a multi-cultural black man(which shocked black people too). Soon after that the Republican party and Fox News(propaganda)lost their grip on shit.
After everything we’ve experienced with their party in control under George W. Bush Jr. (W’ stands for “What the f**k happened”?) .
Republicans are continuing to ask Americans to accept more of the same Bush-shit. Which failed this country and its people the first time. How do they fix their lips to ask us to accept what we know doesn’t work? Why? why? why? For what? Is that not the definition of insanity? Or is it retarded?
So Fox News has decided it’s best served by spewing openly and with out any fairness propaganda, propaganda, propaganda. The funny thing is, this blooga may keep trying to humor the public with the news. Which is not easy to do, but we believe all the news doesn’t have to be blue. There’s more truth in our blogs then in the pinky finger that Glenn Beck has stuck up Bill O’Reillys’ Ass!
Furthermore they can’t get anyone to admit what the letters in GOP mean. This blogga happens to know exactly what the letters mean. They mean “Good Ol’ Party”. For fun at FSNToday we threw around a few other meanings we made up…
1.Good Ol” P**sies
2.Good Ol’ Punks
3.Good Ol’ Pricks
4.Good Ol’ Pimps
5.Good Ol’ Palins’
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Hit me when you get to Florida…
Dr. Laura “N” word how I can’t stop saying it.
She used her air-time on the radio to rant at some woman about the word N****r! and the rest of her racist feelings.
She started using the word over and over, nigger, nigger, nigger…No shit, like she was Paul Mooney!
While on the radio and then tried to rationalize her use of the word during her conversation with this woman. Crazy!!! And how she says the word “Black” as if she’s saying nigger already. The two women started tossing the word back and forth like a freakin’ tennis ball. Hilarious! White lady has lost her mind...Just listen
She had no racist control of herself and she couldn’t even stop after the lady had ended the phone call. Dr. Laura went the fuck off like Michael Richards( of “Seinfeld” fame)did on the stage at the “Laugh Factory” comedy club a few years back. I have written a book about this very word I don’t understand why it’s not selling off the shelf. It can really help white people understand why they might not want to use the word. Ever. And it would help some black folks especially the youngsters who don’t even have a true definition of the word. With the book I’ve written they would be armed with the definitions and then they could decide when to use it if ever. Check it out at www.fsntoday.com/thebook Prevent a Ni**er outbreak! Get the book.
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All non-believers should be drug tested
Talk about some funny(shit)news, the Press Secretary Robert Gibbs got a lil’ comical at the White House the other day. And now everyones asking for the guys walking papers. The guy is paid to speak and not to do jokes. Now it’s clear to me why I could never be a Press Secretary. Gibbs usually does a great job at relaying President Obama’s messages like he should.
But this day he was feelin’ the herb or the “Chi” or something. Shit they give you an audience and a mic it’s on. Anyway, the thing that Press Secretary Gibbs said to some liberal critics was… Those who think Obama is “like George Bush,” he said, “ought to be drug-tested.” Funny!!! Not only did he just snitch out some possible drug users in the White House but he’s probably right.
Anyone who thinks Obama is like Bush. You got(s) to be on some kind of mild medication. Don’t you think? I mean they’re…
…Like the Press Secretary was trying to say. Gibbs had Obamas’ back!
He was trying to defend his boi’ from all this undeserved criticism. And now they want a good ol’ lynching(no pun intended). What, he can’t look out for his homie?
Asking Gibbs to resign from his post for this “Keepin’ it real” comment or because he doesn’t make an apology is ludicrous and funny news to us. And just straight out bitchy.
Obama hasn’t proven to be the best politician yet, but so far he’s better.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”
Wyclef for President…Of Haiti?
The funny news keeps hitting my desk, Wyclef Jean from the musical group “The Fugees”? Wants to be the President of his homeland Haiti. By his own admission and a song he sung, if he were elected he wouldn’t last longer than a week. They would kill his ass. Because he would care for the poor in Haiti, this sounds like a familiar problem in governments. “We’ll have no helping the poor talk” Obama’s has been warned. Our President will have to help the poor on the slide.(Without the help of others in government).
Now this is worth talking about here at FSNToday! A man comes to the US of A, make a shit load of money, millions of US dollars and go back and straighten up the place he came from. Shit if everybody did that we’d have one helluva of a world.
Some might call this news strange news because this is a hustle I might of taken offense to years ago, when I thought America was the country that would help anybody or any country in need. The good samaritans you might say.
When I was young dumb and full of cum, I believed our help(US 0f A) benefited other countries and their people. Since growing up I find out we’re not always the ” Kinder and Gentler” country I grew up to believe we were. Now Sean Penn, is still cool for all he does for the poor. And there are many other private American citizens who contribute in great ways as well. We love you.
And we still believe we’re the best country in this world. Still the example for many countries to pattern themselves after.
Where my man, Wyclef Jean, can come to blow the f**k up making a fortune blessing the world with his music, talent and heart. And now he has this opportunity to give back all he’s earned. Hopefully he can bless his homeland in some of the ways he has enjoyed right here in America. Like good and healthy food for everyone, running water, housing, maybe even a democracy and some cable t.v..
That might be asking a lot from a singer, but hey, we let an actor(Ronald Reagan)run the entire US of A.
America, what a f**king country huh? I applaud Wyclef jean for pursuing the American dream and maybe one day becoming the president of Haiti.
And if I could vote for his ass, for his country, I would. It would make him the “Blackest” President, I’ve ever voted for.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”
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“CAPITALISM” Will You Croak?
The search continues for the Obamas on Soul Train
The Obamas’ got to be in a Soul Train line somewhere we just know it..
We at NBNToday will continue to search for them though. It’s funny!
We not playin’ the search continues!
We’re not saying this is him, someone else is. Tell us what you think?
He could be quite a few of these fellas! Homie in the beige suit burgundy shirt
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