"CAPITALISM" THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GETTING YOU

You will see people that look like the Obama's

The Obamas’ got to be in a Soul Train line somewhere we just know it..

We at NBNToday will continue to search for them though. It’s funny! 

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We not playin’ the search continues!

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We’re not saying this is him, someone else is. Tell us what you think? 

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He could be quite a few of these fellas! Homie in the beige suit burgundy shirt

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Damnnnn dawg!

Chris Brown?  Christian Bale? Daddy? looks more like O.j. Simpson at work he’s known more for being a slasher then a hitter. Turns out none of these Slap-a-ho tribe members did this to Michael Jackson. He had it done to himself all we have to say is all money ain’t good money people.

NBN wouldn’t post an unauthorized photo of Rihanna, like the we don’t give a damn TMZ. But we will find something to make you laugh. 

“4real”

The people and fans all over the world ask me often how do you do it?  Comedy that is, I say to them I study it, I look out for it, I gather comedy all day long. And then I present to an audience. If they laugh the shit is funny. Not necessarily everything the comic thinks is funny will be funny to an audience. Like Buster Keaton’s narrator mentions in this video about Buster,(one of my favorite funny guys I liked him more than Charlie Chaplin I thought he was a smarter comic) sometimes the more serious a comic takes himself the funnier the audience thinks he is. Why that is I don’t flucking know I just know it works

“4real”

DAMN!

Oh, God, thank you, God. This woman is not a black woman. Believe it or not black people around the world were thinking the same thing. I don’t claim to speak for all black people but I’m speaking for the black people I know. 

And we are so glad you can’t put this one on us. You know the press would’ve come up with some way to tie them 8 babies into Obama’s family. You know how most black people are connected. If you don’t believe me, ask the police. Eight kids gots to be some crazy ass sista’ in the hood. Nope. Not this time.

Nadya Suleman is definitely not a sista’s name, and definitely not a sista’. We don’t know what her nationality is unless retarded is a culture. We know she’s that. And we know she has lips that could’ve been used as a floatation device and saved at least two passengers from the “Titanic” drowning. Or they could be used as a spare tire or spare something or other.

“4real” 

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Not me homie!

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Not the same one but one just like it.

Believe it or not, it’s Hollywood at its best. A brand new Bentley has entered a police chase in Los Angeles. Not long after hearing Chris Brown’s boo, Rihanna has shown police the abuse she allegedly took from him. Now the other media stations don’t want to confirm that Chris Brown is doing an O.J. move on Lankershim Blvd right now. But wow, what a coincidence? This dude started out on the 101 hwy north bound in LA driving for over 3 hours and they say he’s still not out of gas. I got to get me one of those Bentleys.

We at NBNToday believe if this isn’t Chris Brown then he is the decoy for Chris Brown. This person is going to make Chris and Rihanna’s problem look small.  Chris might of set it all up and he hopes this will make everybody forget about him. Chris probably told the dude you can keep the Bentley dawg. And he’ll pay this person determined on how good of job the dude does in getting them to forget about his black ass. Did I fail to mention the police says he has a gun? TMZ put out the report not long ago that Rihanna’s got some serious wounds beginning with head butt marks on the forehead. They say it was a hand a closed fist. I’m saying they bumped heads. See I’m a comic/writer and I get to create whatever story I like. And this one sounds much better then what I’m hearing on the news.  We will know soon who’s bullshitting who.

“That’s A Wrap4Now” because this dude is still sitting in his car. He has been in it for over 50 minutes enough time for somebody to get out of town in the other direction. hmmmm?

Turns out it’s some D.J. dude from the Terror squad. Now that we know it’s not Chris Brown, we can all sleep well. Who gives a fluck about a rich rapper gone crazy, unlike Chris who is a singer. Where’s the love?

Psyche its’ not D.J. anybody. D.J. Khaled is in Miami working with Rick Ross, he had to post his whereabouts on myspace to let his fans know, nigga’s it’s not me. I mean you have to admit what a cluster fluck of mistaken identity, Chris Brown then D.J. Khaled, and now it’s this business man named Mustafah.

Wow how many people are rolling Bentley’s these days? Who’s talking recession? Sad but true a Bentley won’t make your life better.

Brown is probably sitting around like, a Southwest commercial asking that question. “Wanna get away?

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“That’s a Wrap4Real”

A comic an actor and a poet

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