Posts Tagged ‘America’

Today I find out that the A.P.(Assoc. Press) reported earlier this week that Bullet-makers are busting their asses 24/7 to keep up with the nations’ demand for Bullets. Everyone in the gun business, from gun ranges and gun dealers have never seen this kind of bullet shortage in their lives. Especially for handguns. Gun nuts are stocking up on ammo because they’re thinking Obama and the Democratic Congress will pass some anti-gun law. When Obama has already said he was cool with being strapped. You know a brotha’ goin’ keep a piece close.

Shit… Obama’s surrounded by them all day now. Why shouldn’t you have one? Obama signed a law making it legal to carry a loaded gun in a national park.

Folks we know Obama’s primarily from Chicago and it turns out the parks in Chicago demand you carry a gun. The city does too, but the parks are even more dangerous. See, Barack hasn’t forgotten where he’s from what streets he did his community organizing on. Anybody who’s been to a park in Chicago,(I know there not Natl. parks but this is where the idea comes from) especially on the west-side you know you need a gun. Shit I tried to creep in “Garfield Park” one late night on the west-side. I was staying across the street with this girl I knew out there. On Franklin Ave.

And I went outside to have a smoke ealry in the morning 4a.m. to be exact.  The park looked nice because it had snow on the ground at the time. It was just across the street, so I headed towards the park to play in the snow. And would you know it as soon as my foot hit the sidewalk these 4 or 5 street thugs just popped out of nowhere. Man, I back pedaled my ass so fast, back into my friends front yard and into the house so quick. You would’ve thought I saw one of them vampires on “True Blood”.  And I know I didn’t have a gun, but I’m sure these lil’ gangsta’s did. And I betcha’ they’re glock isn’t registered either. So people need to chill Barack, is hipped to the fact that an American citizen may have a viable use for a gun.

Trip on this since the President was elected the “Criminal Background” check people have issued over 6.1 million background checks.

Just between the months of January and May the year isn’t even over. America is strapped my kinder and softer people. Unbelievable huh? Well guess what?  There’s not enough bullets for this kind of demand. Is that too funny you can buy a gun but no bullets for it.  In America a gun without bullets is like owning a big rock that you paid for. You can throw it at a mudder phucker, or start up a pistol whipping contest. Either way it’s useless.

Just like most Americans prefer a gun to be…USELESS!

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Ah, wow would a good game considering the most unlikely teams were playing this Super Bowl XLIII. Well not the Steelers but the Cardinals for sure. They just popped up out of no where with the best record to get into this Super Bowl.

The game was down to the wire just how we dudes and female fans like them. Even if your team didn’t make the Super Bowl this year like ours didn’t(Oakland Raiders) you have to admit it was one of the best games ever. That run back by Harrison”92 was the longest run back in Super Bowl history.

It was so much fun running that play back for a hundred yards just yelling at the plasma and losing the wind you have just watching. We had to grab the oxygen for the crowd in our office. And of course the fourth quarter was unbelievable! Holmes is definitely the homie with the tap shoes who won this game for Pittsburgh at the end. Fucking A’.

Fortunately the game was hot to watch because the commercials for the most part sucked. Except for “Gold 4 Cash” that was some funny stuff to us. (front page video content check it for yourself)

“Unbelievable” (John Madden)  Pittsburgh 27, Arizona 23.

“That’s Wrap4Real”

I was hoping to create this blog by writing about one of the most historical events of our life times. Instead, all-be-it it’s still a historical event I’m obviously talking about this race for President. But now it’s getting real funky folks. It’s not as funny as it used to be with these new attacks against Obama. Attacks they could’ve used in the primaries. But they supported him beating Hilary, and now they are smearing shit all over him. And creating an unsafe environment for America. And I think we have enough to stress us, with the financial situation most of us are in. I still may lose one of my homes.
Anyway my nephews came to see me late last night after one of my writing sessions. So, after hanging out for awhile I remembered I hadn’t eaten all day. So I suggested a quick run to “IN and OUT” burgers. We got there ordered and the little girl in the window gave us attitude. She gave us the attitude because I suggested we get our own boxes with our burgers. Anyway we paid her and drove up to watch a movie in the car and eat our food. I think I was so hungry I ate that shit as quick as they make it. My nephews took me home we smoked cigarettes together and they left. I went up to my house and all of sudden “MY CHEST” felt like someone had a foot on it. I had to call the boi’s back to take me to the hospital. You might be thinking what I’ve been thinking maybe that little girl at the “In and Out” spiked my burger.
Because I’m telling you folks I thought I was gonna die. My nephew G’ came and got me, the other one Kalil, went to sleep because he was full on his burger. We all thought we were going to sleep after that meal. Instead it turns out that burger will be the most costly burger I’ve ever eaten over a thousand dollar burger I betcha’.
That thing put me in the ER. I’m glad I live in a cool neighborhood the ER wasn’t busy took me right in without insurance. They hooked a brotha’ up gave me an EKG, I was hooked up like the six million dollar man. Wires everywhere on my body except I’m black so I probably looked more like a 500,000.00 dollar man. Anyway they took very good care of me. Thank you, young lady you know who you are, and doc. you was cool to sir.

Tomorrow I go get the bill. Since I didn’t have insurance I’m sure the “BILL” will put me right back in that mudder-fucka’!

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

I KNOW ALL OF YOU SEEN THE OLD DUDE STAND UP FULL OF ANGER AT A REPUBLICAN GET TOGETHER FOR MCCAIN. HE STOOP UP AND SAID SOME DISTURBING SHIT. AS DISTURBING AS IT GET’S IF YOU’VE BEEN BLACK IN AMERICA FOR AWHILE. HAVE YOU?
HERE’S WHAT HE SAID, “WHEN YOU HAVE OBAMA, (BLK) PELOSI, (WOMAN), AND THE REST OF THE HOOLIGANS’ UP THERE GOING TO RUN THIS COUNTRY WE GOT TO HAVE OUR HEAD EXAMINED” AND HE SAID IT WITH THE TONE OF RACISM THAT JUST WON’T GO AWAY. I’M STARTING TO GET REALLY NERVOUS FOR THIS BROTHA’ OBAMA. I BROUGHT ALL THIS UP IN THE PRIMARIES I KNEW THEY’D WAIT ‘TIL NOW TO ACT LIKE THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THE MAN IS. SHIT THEY’RE RESOURCES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD. THEY CAN FIND OUT ABOUT ANYONE THEY WANT TO. THEY PLAYING YOU, AMERICA IT’S WHAT’S
CALLED THE OKIE DOKE.

THEY FOUND THREE YOUNG BLACK REPUBLICANS TODAY ON CNN. THEY ALL THREE LOOKED INTO THE CAMERAS SAYING THAT THEY’RE NOT VOTING FOR OBAMA. THEY WERE YOUNG DUDES TOO. IF THEY CAN FIND THESE DUDES THEY CAN FIND ANYTHING. DON’T LET THEM PLAY YOU STUPID. MY FELLOW CITIZENS. I DON’T KNOW MUCH, BUT I KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO PLAY ME.
AND IT’S FUCKING ME UP BECAUSE THE ALTERNATIVE IS 4 OR 8 MORE YEARS OF THIS ADMINISTRATION THIS WAY OF LIFE FOR ALL AMERICANS. THAT IS WHAT THIS OLD REPUBLICAN, WHO WON’T EVEN BE HERE FOR ANY OF THE FUTURE NEITHER WILL MCCAIN REALLY.
I MEAN HOW MUCH LONGER DO ANY OF US HAVE? I MEAN WHO KNOWS?
MCAIN WHEN DRIVING LOOKS SO OLD HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S TAKING HIMSELF TO THE MORTUARY.

WHAT’S GOIN’ DOWN IS UGLY PEOPLE, AND IF YOU NEVER SEEN UGLY LIKE THIS BEFORE BECAUSE YOU MISSED THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT. WELL I THINK WE ARE EMBARKING ON THE REAL DEAL HERE SOON. YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE OUTRAGED. BY THE ACTIONS OF THIS PARTY, AND TRUST ME IT AIN’T OVER ‘TIL THE BLUNT GO OUT.

AND WHAT REALLY BLOWS MY MIND IS THAT THE ONLY OTHER CHOICE IS PALIN/MCAIN AND WE WOULD ALL NEED OUR HEADS EXAMINED IF THAT HAPPENS! THAT’S WHO THIS OLD MAN CONSIDERS A BETTER CHOICE THEY’RE ASKING HOW DID OBAMA GET THIS FAR? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME AFTER ALL OF THIS STORY TELLING ON OBAMA YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HE GOT HERE?
MUDDER FUCKERS SOMEBODY PUT HIM HERE.

I’VE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A MINUTE I’VE SEEN THIS TYPE OF IGNORANCE TAKE OVER A CROWD. ENCOURAGING THE CROWD TO ACT OUT AND TO DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL STIRRING THE SHIT UP.
GETTIN’ EVERYBODY LOADED UP IN THE BACK OF BIG RAM TRUCK. ALL YELLING LET’S STOP THIS THING FROM HAPPENING.
I JUST HOPE IT’S THIS KIND OF THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN ON AMERICAN SOIL. BUT I’M REALLY STARTING TO GET NERVOUS FOR THIS BROTHA’ THIS MIGHT PREVENT FOLKS FROM VOTING FOR HIM TO.
BEING SCARED FOR EM’ .
THAT’S A WRAP 4REAL.