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We the world find out today that Michael Jacksons’ tribute concert is going to be in Vienna, Austria. Not the “Staples Center’ or even the “Hollywood Bowl” nope Austria!  Now here’s why we think why, its because money makers of this tribute,  know we here in America aren’t that excited to see the Jackson 4.

It was the Jackson Five and that’s what America would pay money for not the Jackson 4. We loved Michael. Nobody really cared if the brothers stuck around. Obviously I’m on to something here because we ain’t heard nothing from the brothers since Michael went off the record selling chains being a solo artist.

And I don’t believe America’s interested in spending money on these ol’ ass Jackson’s anyway. I believe the promoters knew this and rather not gamble the tribute here in the states. Because Americans are to knowledgeable about all the Jacksons’, it’s the presses fault indeed.

But in foreign countries shiiiiit, a Jackson is a Jackson, especially since Michael is gone. They just want to be next to anything he was apart of and he’s definitely apart of this family.  They just want to see anybody who looks like Michael, slept with Michael, raised Michael they don’t give a damn. They just miss Michael that much.

Europe’s going to see what Michael used to kind of look like with all his brothers out on stage. We all know none of his brothers look like him now, only LaToya holds a similar resemblance to Michael still.

Nevertheless the Jackson Four will now go around making more money with their music.  Will this be about money? Hah, of course it is. But it could also be about legacy. Since Michael can no longer provide the world with the Jackson sound and beats maybe the brothers can pick it back up. Not where Michael left off that would be impossible, but they can pick up the Jackson name and put in back into the music arena. And maintain the families musical history in the world.

They might pull that off in memory of their dear brother  the “King of Pop” Michael Jackson. NBNToday wishes the Jackson’s all the best on their “Tribute” tour and hopefully you guys can develop the show into something Americans would buy tickets for.

I’m so sure that they’ll get to air it first here in America on HBO or some channel probably  straight from the Vienna gig if it goes well. And then by it’s airing in America first, Americans might come out to see it, if they put it down like only the Jackson 5 can.  So now you’re the “Jackson Four” I’m suspecting Janet will make up the fifth if your promoters and producers have any sense Janet has to make it or success will be limited.

I have heard  the new “Slap a Ho’ ” member Chris Brown might make up the Fifth Jackson that will be kind of cool. Again you couldn’t fool the states with this move. But in Europe they’ll eat it up. I think it’s Janet who makes the tribute worth checking out not Chris Brown. Next thing we’ll hear the Jackson’s adopt this fool Chris Brown, and change his name to Jackson so they can make the band.

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“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Chris Brown is still showing his ass about the Rihanna ass whupping in a “Lamborghini” on Larry King’s show “I’m sorry” “Im sorry”. Naw, Brotha’ that school boy look is sorry, your talking about you want to grow up. Be a man. Well let me be the first man to tell you this, we don’t wear all those bright ass colors brotha’ men wear earth tones. Pimp some navy blue…but “Baby Blue” !

We know you’re trying to look like you wouldn’t hit, choke, or bite a puppy in that outfit. Unlike some other big sports celebrities we know number 7′ now playing with the Philadelphia Eagles!!!

We’re all suppose to say look at ‘em that boy wouldn’t beat, choke and bite, on no six foot three amazon sister with money.  His mama was there on the show in the seat right next ‘ to em lawyer on the other side. Now mama was defending the history of this boi’ saying Chris ain’t never done no shit like this ever.(black mama talk) NBNToday.com doesn’t and will never condone violence towards women, domestic abuse, or any other kind of abuse.

But an ass whupping someone might have coming(man, woman or child) we do understand. We understand no ones perfect and they may have an ass whupping coming to ‘em. Now in this case we don’t know who had it coming if anyone did, we just can’t believe that the media has hyped this fight so big. Ali and Frazier didn’t get this much press in their prime.(in their defense there wasn’t this much media in the 70′s) Nevertheless, now they’re  parading the brotha’ Chris Brown around on talk shows to revitalize his career and to let the public know in the words of the late great “Michael Jackson” “This is It”.

He’s tired of the publicity himself and ready to release his new album “Graffiti”. And make that money. He’s over it, she’s obviously over it, and knows his public is, they really don’t care anymore. Only the media is able to stretch a few more dollars out of this.

Now that Joe Public, all of us, now know it was a crazy incident between two rich pop stars.  Furthermore they’ve been together since beating on each other, hanging out being friends forgiving one another while the brotha’ steps up and takes all the heat. In a “Baby Blue Crew Neck Sweater and matching Bow-tie.

Anyway, now “Bambi”  can go on looking like the innocent wild woman who will not be afraid to take off her shoe and beat you with it.

This writer is going to make a prediction I believe we will hear about an incident surrounding Rihanna and violence before we’ll hear about another one with Chris. If  it’s me, and she beats my ass you all will know about it. I”ll put her on blast.

That’s why we’re the “Funny Source for News”.

Who do you think will fall first? Chris or Rihanna or “Will these two nutty kids grow out of  it”?…

What’d you think readers?

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Here he is in the “Baby Blue” telling Larry I really can’t remember. That’s really not that unusual most people who get in fights have a hard time remembering how they got in it. And what they did blow by blow. Most people can’t remember an ass-whuppin’ .

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Chris Brown?  Christian Bale? Daddy? looks more like O.j. Simpson at work he’s known more for being a slasher then a hitter. Turns out none of these Slap-a-ho tribe members did this to Michael Jackson. He had it done to himself all we have to say is all money ain’t good money people.

NBN wouldn’t post an unauthorized photo of Rihanna, like the we don’t give a damn TMZ. But we will find something to make you laugh. 

“4real”

Believe it or not Chris Brown is making this Grammy’s a possible repeat of his possible violent  ways. According to this youtube we have below,  Rihanna and Chris made some scary news after a past Grammy show involving a car again. Maybe, just maybe they use the Grammy’s to start shit, and put the world’s attention on them. You know a publicity stunt. It’s funnier and it isn’t like people really care about a couple who’s truly in love. The audience wants to believe life is as tough for the superstar as it is for every American. I mean who cared about a car accident. They had to up the ante.

A set up for a hit reality show Chris Brown and Rihanna in “Fighting Crisis” .

America will stand behind a superstar who shares their pain with the rest of the world.  They’ll buy your albums, too. How many times have we’ve seen this kind of stuff just blow pass us to then notice artists of this magnitude gain even more influence more cheese. Telling their pitiful story on Oprah until we all believe they have changed. And then the audience gets a free copy of their new CD.

Just check under you seat. Is this a coincidence? We don’t know we here at NBNToday don’t make accusations for jokes, but we do joke a lot here. We will look at the record and report it. Again this could be just a coincidence and in that case these two need to stay away from the Grammy’s next year because it’s a trigger for bad things to come.

“4real”

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