Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

Certainly not the 500,000 Americans who filed for unemployment a couple of months ago. How quickly we forget for a fun time. We’re Americans!!! Where Labor day is an oxymoron. No one is laboring because they’re unemployed. This country created this nasty word unemployment. Which really means the government and small businesses are unable to create jobs. Reason is, the rich are saying tough shit to the middle class.

The rich folks better be careful if there is ever retaliation in the streets. I would gather a guess to say you’re first. So, what are the rest of the citizens seem to be doing?  Looks like the best that they can in a funky situation. America was smart in placing holidays on the calendar. They created days where we don’t have to give a f**k. This blogga is forced like the rest of you to enjoy his life, also. So, I will be doing just that laboring at the beach deciding where to plant my feet. Because if I could be laboring doing some good for an excellent paycheck, I’d have no problem doing that this weekend. I know I’m not alone. Being broke on the beach can block a person from the sunny seas. There is a way to prosper during tough times. Get on your knees and pray to something!!!

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Jerry Lewis went ol’ skool on Lindsay Lohan this week, telling the media in an interview. That he would smack her in the mouth. Jerry!!! Hold on ol’ man!

Then he says, and if that didn’t work he’d put her over his knee and spank her… Ol’ skool. While listening I thought to myself, Jerry’s 84 years old he doesn’t want to hurt the girl he wants to f**k her. Nevertheless, he knows he can’t cuz he’s 84.(Viagra aint’ helping this ol’ dude). So the smacking her in the mouth and spanking her over his knee talk could be interpreted as sexy senior citizen talk, not abuse. Kind of like senior citizen foreplay. (Kind of nasty too).

I met an ol’ man Jerry’s age many years ago who loved to talk about sex like a lot of  old men do. This old guy told me one day over coffee that he was so old, that all he could do for the “pussy” was pat it…And wish it well.

And by the way who doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Kim Kardashian types wouldn’t like a good spanking. Especially from some rich ol’ dude. Aren’t they headed down that “Anna Nicole Smith” path anyway? As my grandaddy used to say “The handwriting is on the wall” !!!

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• Kim Kardashian

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• Paris Hilton

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• Paris Hilton

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• Lindsay Lohan

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• Jerry Lewis (The O.G. "Nutty Professor")...Say's I''d Spank Her

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Bizarre! Strange news. The “Tea Party” group is planning on partying and rallying on the site where Martin Luther King Jr. gave his “I Have A Dream” speech on the anniversary of it, August 28th. Un-f**king believable. You think the Mosque people are pissed.

I like how that insane funny futher mucker Glenn Beck said,  ”Black people don’t own Martin Luther King Jr.” (I think Beck is an angry comic). Nevertheless he’s right, black people don’t own MLK Jr. . Black people don’t own much of shit in this country. I’ve taken a survey.  Most black people I know (and I know quite a few of them) wishes we would diversify our society and connect ourselves as lights of consciousness, regardless of the color of skin. We then could achieve  a United States of America. Beck has no plans on helping that dream come alive.

Beck-hole, what we like to call him here at FSN, is being down right mean and clandestine in his intentions for this rally.

I’m sure anyone who connects with the Spirit of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., can’t be too bad of person. That’s definitely not the case here with Glenn Beck, or the “Tea Party” gang he hangs out with. They don’t like anybody other than themselves a collective self-centeredness.

Self-centered collective ideas still suck for the remainder of the people you don’t like. Jesus said it, monks say it, unity is a way to unite the United States of America…”One for All and All for One” a “Three Musketeer” society.

Beck and his crew are all about separation. Better than thou kind of shit. MLK Jr. would not be cool with Glenn Beck or his “Tea Party” kind. Too much hate and fear are spewed. That’s certainly not the man I remember as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr..

He was a man who preached non-violence, faith, and dreaming. There’s not going to be much of that going on at this rally. Dreaming maybe? Black people and others like black people aren’t even invited.

Beck put out directions to the event for those coming from far away places, like Mars, Venus, and the last of the Pluto people. Because we all know the planet is no more (Somebody took it). And in his map for them, he makes sure he avoids all the black people and minority areas he considers dangerous if you’re a “Tea Party” member. A.K.A. stuck up mean white person.

I hear none of the loving, kind, inspirational, giving white people are showing up. I think that is important to know before you head out to this event. Strange news as this is, this fully conservative group who cares nothing about diversity is still going through with it if they can August 28th.

I’m suspecting the speech given this day will be more like “I’m Having Nightmares of Equality”. We’re not sure but my gut says it will have nothing to do with peace for the nation and all it’s races, creeds and colors. Shit …”I Had A Dream” until an irresponsible Republican took it away. It was my Ferrari. Well, the rest of us living, breathing, caring, human “beings” with half a brain already know D.C. stands for “Dark City”.  ”Be Afraid Be Very Afraid”… “Tea Party” goers. You’ll probably think it’s Halloween.  In closing readers should know a family member Alveda King will be there. Now that’s funny.

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…Say it isn’t so…What’s Haiti excuse for failing the successful Wyclef Jean? Please don’t tell me it’s because he’s not black enough?

Wyclef, had this quote at the time of  his rejection, “Though I disagree with the ruling, I respectfully accept the committee’s final decision, and I urge my supporters to do the same.”

He lied he’s appealing the decision now. Sounds like he’s on his way to becoming a real politician, lying is the first step.

The funny news is, it turns out its’ a residency problem. He must be a resident of Haiti for at least five years straight. Wyclef Jean said, “I voted for their last President that can’t happen unless I am a resident”. I am a “Resident President” damnit(the blogga made that last quote up).

So, obviously somebody’s lying on my brotha’. Wyclef says Haiti officials are rejecting him because he wants to bring Haiti into the 21st century. I’m not talking about the real estate office(21st century).

But actually govern Haiti into the 21st century. Focusing on education, health care, and eliminating the corruption in the Haiti Government(prostitution and rape). Bringing a prehistoric government like Haiti into the 21st century is a little like an extreme sports competition. There would be plenty of wipe-outs, crashes and fire. Stay tuned let’s see what happens for the people of Haiti.

We wish them all the best, this is a big deal for Wyclef Jean to step up and attempt to bring civility to an otherwise caveman existence. We hope the beautiful people of Haiti continue to seek and receive their God given right to be free.

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And every word that rhymes with ni**er!!!

This blogga, has witnessed “Tigger” as a smooth way to keep the N-word undercover. Shiiit check him out smooth walk, smooth talk just like a you know what? I’m not going to keep saying the word this is not a “Schlessinger “blog. (Dr. Laura) Let it go, no word can be removed from the english language in it’s entirety. We all have to know that this is America by now, where “Free Speech” can cost you your job!!!

It’s our humble belief that any individual can decide when they like getting their ass kicked or lose a job.

Do you realize how much literature (film) this world would have to destroy to get rid of any one word? Especially the infamous N-word. The word is in the Bible, the Dictionary and millions of books. Shouldn’t we just grow the f**k up? See, man has created many bad words.

For example: Unemployment. Unemployment? Yes, aren’t there  plenty of jobs that need to be done in this country at this time?

Nevertheless, we’re the only species on the planet that chooses not do them. The lion is still doing it’s job. The grass is still doing it’s job. The Sun and Moon continue do their jobs. Even the cockroaches are steady at work. However, humans can’t find work?  WTF?  You see, “I’m Just Sayin”…These kinds of words are created to guarantee man’s self-destruction. It’s up to Woman/Man to make the changes in themselves then no word can ever cause such pain. At the end of the day, “Tigger” would be happy and “Niggers” would be no more.

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She will have to leave the building at the end of this year she told Larry King. She tried an apology and almost slipped on the “N” word again. So she’s quitting, spitting she will be moving on to our favorite place in cyberspace the world wide web. Where anyone can get away with saying whatever they want to. Even her, she feels she needs that freedom to say n***er on the air anytime she’d like without criticism.(I feel you)She feels her First Amendment rights has been violated and she wants them back(which is  undercover for “I don’t  believe I did anything wrong”).

And she’s not apologizing really. She gives you the idea she’ll be going on the internet and ranting any racial zingers she wants. Stay tuned it ought to be interesting.

We believe she thinks like many crazy people think, that since the President is black and mostly white folks voted for him. It’s cool to say any black racial slang word to any black person you talk to. Well Doc, as you can see that shit ain’t cool.

And to those of you, who believe like she does, better learn how to fight. You may be getting your ass kicked soon.

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Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on one count out of twenty four.(5yrs in the pen)

In baseball he would be a superstar. He stepped to the mic tonight thanking everybody like he just won an “Oscar” or another election. He started rhyming like he was Jesse Jackson, “I did not lie, to the FBI”. He’s claiming persecution by the prosecution of the state of Illinois. The states new Governor is spending tens of millions of dollars to prosecute the dude with the wig looking hair-do.

While the streets of Chicago and in many other places in the state of Illinois go unattended. Is that not funny?

What does the prosecution plan to accomplish by taking homie down? Because in the back of their little naughty heads the Democrats opposition believes they can still link this dude to Obama. But they have to make him a political criminal first.

A sleaze-ball you might say and Blago clearly fits the role. The opposition I now like to call Fox News and the Republicans are going to somehow connect the whole thing to the Obama’s administration. See how they connect Blago’s sleaziness to Obama.

The joke is they’ll probably plan on using this incident as a blemish on any political person from Chicago. That not even Oxy 5(pimple medicine) can get rid of. And we all know the Presidents from Chicago. By 2012 the opposition will have naked pictures of  Barack and Blago cracking crab in a crack-house smoking a pipe.

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