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Jerry Lewis (The O.G. “Nutty Professor”)…Say’s I”d Spank Her
Jerry Lewis went ol’ skool on Lindsay Lohan this week, telling the media in an interview. That he would smack her in the mouth. Jerry!!! Hold on ol’ man!
Then he says, and if that didn’t work he’d put her over his knee and spank her… Ol’ skool. While listening I thought to myself, Jerry’s 84 years old he doesn’t want to hurt the girl he wants to f**k her. Nevertheless, he knows he can’t cuz he’s 84.(Viagra aint’ helping this ol’ dude). So the smacking her in the mouth and spanking her over his knee talk could be interpreted as sexy senior citizen talk, not abuse. Kind of like senior citizen foreplay. (Kind of nasty too).
I met an ol’ man Jerry’s age many years ago who loved to talk about sex like a lot of old men do. This old guy told me one day over coffee that he was so old, that all he could do for the “pussy” was pat it…And wish it well.
And by the way who doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the Kim Kardashian types wouldn’t like a good spanking. Especially from some rich ol’ dude. Aren’t they headed down that “Anna Nicole Smith” path anyway? As my grandaddy used to say “The handwriting is on the wall” !!!
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”
“Just when you think you’re out. They pull you back in”
Well your Funny news source has got a story that’s not so funny. About a funny man. My man George Wilborn, has been discriminated against while attempting to buy a 1.7 million dollar home for his family. Ballin’!
We like George, we’ve performed together in the past many of times(mostly ComicView and road gigs) he’s a good dude a funny dude and certainly deserving to live anywhere in America he wishes. It’s funny that his ass got turned down though being 2010 and all. Well, not that he got turned down. But that he got turned down lately in these times. In todays media age. Shit, George gets to be on CNN, newspapers, on the internet and even on a radio show. Sounds like more money for George, for an even bigger house. America, you gotta love it!
So, George, GETS TO PUT THE HATERS ON BLAST , and talk plenty of trash on stage as well if he wishes(more real material for the comic). Note to George don’t do it until it’s settled dawg.
The owners of this million dollar baby home probably doesn’t realize a lot has changed. Obviously. With they’re racist asses.(YouTube bi**h!) It would’ve been easier to practice the fair housing act and let the n****r’s move in.
These days the reversal move is even crazier then this story. Many black people get nervous when black people what to move in. Shiiit…Black people know what I’m saying. Our funny is universal at FSNToday we laugh at it all.
It’s not just white-folks(or others) doing the checking these days the black-folks that have anything worth anything are checking everybody too.
That’s what’s funny about this. In the 60′s and 70′s and even the 80′s when this happened and it happened all day. That’s why it was necessary to create a fair housing act(1968).
But back then it just happened, nothing you could do about it. But today the light will be turned on you quick. If you’re “Blowin’ it”..(I’m laughin’) Wish you all the Best George!
“That’s a Wrap4Real”
Wyclef for President…Of Haiti?
The funny news keeps hitting my desk, Wyclef Jean from the musical group “The Fugees”? Wants to be the President of his homeland Haiti. By his own admission and a song he sung, if he were elected he wouldn’t last longer than a week. They would kill his ass. Because he would care for the poor in Haiti, this sounds like a familiar problem in governments. “We’ll have no helping the poor talk” Obama’s has been warned. Our President will have to help the poor on the slide.(Without the help of others in government).
Now this is worth talking about here at FSNToday! A man comes to the US of A, make a shit load of money, millions of US dollars and go back and straighten up the place he came from. Shit if everybody did that we’d have one helluva of a world.
Some might call this news strange news because this is a hustle I might of taken offense to years ago, when I thought America was the country that would help anybody or any country in need. The good samaritans you might say.
When I was young dumb and full of cum, I believed our help(US 0f A) benefited other countries and their people. Since growing up I find out we’re not always the ” Kinder and Gentler” country I grew up to believe we were. Now Sean Penn, is still cool for all he does for the poor. And there are many other private American citizens who contribute in great ways as well. We love you.
And we still believe we’re the best country in this world. Still the example for many countries to pattern themselves after.
Where my man, Wyclef Jean, can come to blow the f**k up making a fortune blessing the world with his music, talent and heart. And now he has this opportunity to give back all he’s earned. Hopefully he can bless his homeland in some of the ways he has enjoyed right here in America. Like good and healthy food for everyone, running water, housing, maybe even a democracy and some cable t.v..
That might be asking a lot from a singer, but hey, we let an actor(Ronald Reagan)run the entire US of A.
America, what a f**king country huh? I applaud Wyclef jean for pursuing the American dream and maybe one day becoming the president of Haiti.
And if I could vote for his ass, for his country, I would. It would make him the “Blackest” President, I’ve ever voted for.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”
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Dave Cobert A comedy reel and Eva Longoria is in the sketch
This guy, Dave Cobert, he’s a comic who performs with the “Hot Tamles” at the “World Famous Comedy Store”. That’s Eva Longoria dancing on the table and sitting next to the big guy!
He also played in a movie my niece, Zoe is in, he played her father.
Supposedly the story goes he’s boning the mother of an interracial relationship. The daddy’s black, they were all great, her father my brother called me to the set today to watch her. Dave told me about his reel, I looked it up and he made me laugh so I thought he might do the same for you.
Enjoy the reel. They’ll be playing the El’Rey December 15th for Showtime.
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FlySpy on the Wall: Episode 8
“FLYSPY ON THE WALL”
Created and Written by:
Yul “Spencer”
Produced by:
HENOCK G. and SHOSHIN ENTERTAINMENT
Episode 8: Hostile Takeover
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