Posts Tagged ‘dick cheney’

…Cheney. We Love Letterman’s subtle comedy attacks on the White House, and it’s colleagues. Watch it for yourself and laugh at us. The USofA and it’s colorful people that make it what it is.

Sarah Palin, is so far to the left  it ain’t right, but it’s funny. She’s so clandestine in her ways, wanting to keep Bristol’s baby a secret until Tom and her can adopt it and raise the baby as Palin’s own child. That way her fake ass family can continue to look christian to the world. Boooooo!

This wild wicked whackey woman has been watching to many “Desperate Housewives” episodes obviously. You know it’s something Lynette Scavo, oh, no Bree, the red head  is the one who actually did that with her daughter in an episode.

On t.v. not in real life Sarah. I knew I’ve seen or heard of this kind of insanity else where “Desperate Housewives”  I betcha’ we find out Sarah’s a big fan of that show, like most of us.

That’s a heavy looking dress?

Those of you that know something about fashion may have the eyes we have here at NBNToday,  funny eyes. Our eyes saw a dress made out of kevlar fiber, probably designed by someone like  NASA and Lil’ Richard. If it wasn’t, Ms. Obama’s dress sure looked heavy for no reason. Now it could’ve just been made thick anticipating the freezing ass cold they were in today. But we don’t think so. I have mentioned in many blogs before that I’ve been black all my life and if Michelle was my wife and I was about to be President, (The first Black President) I would certainly buy my “First Lady” all the kevlar fashions I could get my hands on. This topic is like life insurance. We don’t want to talk about it, but we get it anyway.

And because I can truly  see that Barack loves his wife, and he is the one becoming President, he’s still black. Why wouldn’t he think of it, too? There would be no better time than now at this inauguration to make sure that no harm could even possibly come to her. Most folks are aware of the danger Obama could be in over the next four years. And most of them are bothered discussing it publicly but still know it’s possible and plan for it. But no one mentions the new “First Lady” is black, too, married to the black president. Her life is in as much danger as his is. And any harm comes to her, would be like harming him, so protecting her should be as high of a priority as watching out for him.

Which says to me her dress wasn’t thick and heavy looking because of the cold. We’re guessing kevlar.

Here are some of the lines I would’ve used if I were Obama to get her to wear the kevlar dress.

Honey you know Dick Cheney is going to be there.

The Bush’s don’t look happy sugar.

You don’t all of a sudden trust the police now do ya?

You’re tall and strong, sweetie. It won’t be too heavy for you.

Who’s going to run this House if something happens to me and you, your mother?

I love you and I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you.

You don’t want to be the “Last Lady” do ya?

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

I keep playin’ it ova’ and ova’, go ahead play it again.