Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

The World Cup will be held here in So. Africa.(2010). With the crime in urban territories still on high-alert we’re afraid the “Cup” might get stolen.
“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Anytime this world pumps someone up as Mr.Wonderful or Ms.Wonderful, you better believe their fall is coming soon and to a theater near you. Tiger Woods the “cablacanasian” (remember that fiasco?) Is he black? Is he white? Is he asian? It turns out he’s all that and a “big oh, hoe too”. Now, he’s a trick who has to pay millions of dollars to his “Swiss Miss” wife (Elin Nordegren) who loves chocolate. Now the divorce is final, done, no mas. What do you readers think Dr. Laura’s advice would’ve been to this whacky couple?

If the golfing world knew then what they know now about the ‘Tiger”!  I think his ethnicity wouldn’t of been in question. Put yourself in his place. He was raised by his black father, trained by him, and then he becomes a black kid (anywhere in America) with earnings above 90 million dollars. After all his success he was convinced (somehow) to tell the public he’s not black, but that he was “cablacanasian”. (The image people cooked that word up just for him). Answer me this, where are all the other “cablacanasians”? There are none. So, what does he do next ? He gets married to “Swiss Miss” who loves chocolate. He has some kids by her. Afterwards, the golfing and advertising world put him on such a high pedal stool, we believe for denying who he really is. See, that kind of shit causes issues.

It wouldn’t be long before he crashed into something. Well, “Tiger”  is now “Tigger” around the country club. “Tigger” Woods.

Be careful what you ask the world for, you just might get it and have to give it back!!!

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

And every word that rhymes with ni**er!!!

This blogga, has witnessed “Tigger” as a smooth way to keep the N-word undercover. Shiiit check him out smooth walk, smooth talk just like a you know what? I’m not going to keep saying the word this is not a “Schlessinger “blog. (Dr. Laura) Let it go, no word can be removed from the english language in it’s entirety. We all have to know that this is America by now, where “Free Speech” can cost you your job!!!

It’s our humble belief that any individual can decide when they like getting their ass kicked or lose a job.

Do you realize how much literature (film) this world would have to destroy to get rid of any one word? Especially the infamous N-word. The word is in the Bible, the Dictionary and millions of books. Shouldn’t we just grow the f**k up? See, man has created many bad words.

For example: Unemployment. Unemployment? Yes, aren’t there  plenty of jobs that need to be done in this country at this time?

Nevertheless, we’re the only species on the planet that chooses not do them. The lion is still doing it’s job. The grass is still doing it’s job. The Sun and Moon continue do their jobs. Even the cockroaches are steady at work. However, humans can’t find work?  WTF?  You see, “I’m Just Sayin”…These kinds of words are created to guarantee man’s self-destruction. It’s up to Woman/Man to make the changes in themselves then no word can ever cause such pain. At the end of the day, “Tigger” would be happy and “Niggers” would be no more.

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Crime isn’t pretty anywhere is it? The greatest threats in Kenya continue to be road safety, crime and terrorism. Carjacking is the most common crime in Kenya’s cities.

Fox News is certainly not funny news. We can’t even call it news anymore. It’s propaganda and many have said they’re also responsible for the “Tea Party” cult as well.

Fox spends millions of dollars supporting only Republican candidates(openly). It’s become an opposition platform to everything Democrat. It’s kind of like listening to “Whitney Houston” talking about “Bobby Brown”.

Fox News used to be a conservative news channel(and a pretty good one at that) but after the inaugural of President Barack “Hussein” Obama a multi-cultural black man(which shocked black people too). Soon after that the Republican party and Fox News(propaganda)lost their grip on shit.

After everything we’ve experienced with their party in control under George W. Bush Jr. (W’ stands for “What the f**k happened”?) .

Republicans are continuing to ask Americans to accept more of the same Bush-shit. Which failed this country and its people the first time. How do they fix their lips to ask us to accept what we know doesn’t work?  Why? why? why? For what?  Is that not the definition of insanity? Or is it retarded?

So Fox News has decided it’s best served by spewing openly and with out any fairness propaganda, propaganda, propaganda. The funny thing is, this blooga may keep trying to humor the public with the news. Which is not easy to do, but we believe all the news doesn’t have to be blue. There’s more truth in our blogs then in the pinky finger that Glenn Beck has stuck up Bill O’Reillys’ Ass!

Furthermore they can’t get anyone to admit what the letters in GOP mean. This blogga happens to know exactly what the letters mean. They mean “Good Ol’ Party”. For fun at FSNToday we threw around a few other meanings we made up…

1.Good Ol” P**sies

2.Good Ol’ Punks

3.Good Ol’ Pricks

4.Good Ol’ Pimps

5.Good Ol’ Palins’

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

(click here)Hit me when you get to florida and bring me back my lighter!

We wouldn’t bullshit you…The U.S. likes to be number one in everything. I know I like to believe it…

Well it’s good to know we’re not number one in crime. “That’s a Wrap4Real”

Watch: She’s sexy and funny that’s why we posted her Comedy Commentary on NBNToday.com.  ”It’s a Funny Source For News”

Maybe this will make more since comin’ from a woman, a fine ass one at that. I know the fella’s have been trying to explain this fashion foe pah to women forever. I remember when “Dave” Chapelle(ol’ friend) did this routine from a males pov. it was funny ass shit. Check it out “Killing ‘em Softly” HBO(I think). Well now this fine ass girl is spitting the game for us fellas’ check it out and enjoy.