Posts Tagged ‘inauguration’

That’s a heavy looking dress?

Those of you that know something about fashion may have the eyes we have here at NBNToday,  funny eyes. Our eyes saw a dress made out of kevlar fiber, probably designed by someone like  NASA and Lil’ Richard. If it wasn’t, Ms. Obama’s dress sure looked heavy for no reason. Now it could’ve just been made thick anticipating the freezing ass cold they were in today. But we don’t think so. I have mentioned in many blogs before that I’ve been black all my life and if Michelle was my wife and I was about to be President, (The first Black President) I would certainly buy my “First Lady” all the kevlar fashions I could get my hands on. This topic is like life insurance. We don’t want to talk about it, but we get it anyway.

And because I can truly  see that Barack loves his wife, and he is the one becoming President, he’s still black. Why wouldn’t he think of it, too? There would be no better time than now at this inauguration to make sure that no harm could even possibly come to her. Most folks are aware of the danger Obama could be in over the next four years. And most of them are bothered discussing it publicly but still know it’s possible and plan for it. But no one mentions the new “First Lady” is black, too, married to the black president. Her life is in as much danger as his is. And any harm comes to her, would be like harming him, so protecting her should be as high of a priority as watching out for him.

Which says to me her dress wasn’t thick and heavy looking because of the cold. We’re guessing kevlar.

Here are some of the lines I would’ve used if I were Obama to get her to wear the kevlar dress.

Honey you know Dick Cheney is going to be there.

The Bush’s don’t look happy sugar.

You don’t all of a sudden trust the police now do ya?

You’re tall and strong, sweetie. It won’t be too heavy for you.

Who’s going to run this House if something happens to me and you, your mother?

I love you and I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you.

You don’t want to be the “Last Lady” do ya?

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

I keep playin’ it ova’ and ova’, go ahead play it again.

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Let me explain to you why I think President Barack Obama, should not get out the car! It’s looks like a “Hussein” car not the Presidents. Oh yeah, the brotha’ does have Hussein in his name. Naw, Im’ fucking kidding they’re going to paint this car but it does look hard with the primer paint. It’s amazing we have elected the mostly unlikely name and person into office, I mean that’s how fucked up Bush is. We as Americans could all of a sudden look pass some shit. I guess the man was good for something, it teaches us that lesson that everyone has something to offer the world, No matter how good they may seem to be, or how shitty they may seem to be.
They can teach us what we want in life, or they show us exactly what we don’t want in our lives.
Both nonetheless remain just as important as the other.
God supposedly loves fools and children and George W.Bush Jr. would fall in both slots.

We here at NBNToday.com, feel like sending Bush off with a simple goodbye because we hope to be writing about him soon again. When he’s in court and brought up on charges for fucking our way of living up.
So for now we say goodbye and in the most screwed up way we thank you for being, “The fuck up”, who changed the world.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”

 
If this idea becomes a success our future will be safe.

“Spencer” gives you his take on why he’s safer at home instead of in Washington D.C. on inauguration day.

NBNToday.com is no less excited about Obama’s inauguration than anyone else. We here at NBNToday definitely want to contribute to the beginning of a new era. With service to our readers and a commitment to find the funny in the midst of our strorms. I’ve learned several things in the book called the “Bible” over my years of being on earth. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) B.I.B.L.E. I’ve always liked the story of J.C. Something stuck out to me real early in my life that a “Man without a vision shall perish”. Immediately I knew I wasn’t crazy to be a dreamer. My favorite song by John Lennon is “Imagine”. I’ve always envisioned a world like Martin Luther King Jr. would speak about it. And singers like John Lennon, and Stevie Wonder would sing about.

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I would always imagine and hope so bad that we as a country would come to the point  that love would be a common denominator in how we see each other. This dude he was a Saint, St Augustine, said “Love” and do as you will. Now to define love for every American would be a helluva’ a job. But what I do know about the word that people who do it, love, do not steal, lie and cheat, they do not kill, condemn, or cause any harm to others. And people like that can do as they will. And usually they just love more, more people, more animals, more of what life truly is Godly, Glorious, Free. 

Happy Birthday to ya My Brotha’ and Thank you for sharing your visions with the world. It must’ve took a lot of Dooz Nuts! I always tell God, I’m not Job, I’m not Jesus, I’m not Martin Luther,… MAN!  Or Am I…?

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

If you’ve never heard it, which I couldn’t imagine, no pun intended here it is “IMAGINE” by John Lennon                jEOkxRLzBf0