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10/18/09, Governor “Terminator” of California, is under the gun to release 40,ooo inmates today from California State Prisons. Oh Shiiit…what is he going to do?

He’s suppose to have a plan for this by midnight tonight. Or he could be threaten with jail time himself. NBNToday.com would like to go on record to say they’re not putting the Governor of Ca. in jail. Not in this life time try another.

They don’t have any room for  his big ass anyway. And the ACLU had the weights taken out of the prisons so Arnold would not dig that. You know the “The Termiator” needs his weight room. Anyhow this is crazy to give the American public the ideal that the state will release 40,ooo, convicts into the streets systematically. First all half the prison system is filled up with first time abusers of drugs and alcohol. That’s 20,000 you can let go right there. Free my Uncle Willie!!!  Almost every crime is related to either one or both of these substances.

Prisons don’t help these people so he could really begin with them. That way we know he’s not releasing mass murders, rapist and thieves. We can help 20,000 crack heads and alcoholics in hospital and rehabs. Well, maybe not so fast, you know we don’t have hospitals to get normal care in.

Is this writer the only one noticing that the resources of this country are starting to bust at the seams. It’s starting to look hopeless for America that we could actually help ourselves. When we have a huge part of our country who think equality is socialism. Caring for a human life should come with a price tag. That human life has no worth with out a bank account. This is truly a sad state of affairs for us. I say buckle up whatever is coming is coming.

And Gov. Arnold ‘Terminator” I don’t even try to repeat writing his racist last name. “Schwarz and another Negger”.  We hope you can find a place in your heartless chest to release the half of the prisoners who really don’t belong there. My Uncle Willie being one of them, and please keep the other half that belong there. Don’t blow this one dude it could cost California some serious back lash, hard cash and ass.

Don’t let the ‘Toss The Salad Man go! NO!  Arnold is a Republican and he’s living up to that parties reputation of being an ass.

I’m starting to believe Arnold is on a Republican mission to destroy this primarily Democratic state. Arnold has cut the pay of 200,000 state and federal employees to the lowest he could go to $6.55 cent. He needs to terminate himself. They the Republicans know that California is one of the most liberal states in the union. So why do we have a Republican governing our state?

Because California citizens smoke too much weed. Californians thought they were watching a movie when Arnold campaigned. Got into the voters box looked down saw his name on the ballot for real and because of the weed punched in the “Terminator”.

So I’ll wrap it up with this, In the words of the good prophet Michael Jackson …THIS IS IT” no shit…(I added the no shit)

“That’s a Wrap 4 Real”

Yes Gov. Arnold…you remember what that is,  you used to do thousands of curls with it everyday. It’s a dumbbell just like you have been since you’ve got it into politics. Marrying money and politics with some sweet red trim. That could be considered a smart move. Becoming a politician DUMMY!

So, now we would love for you to take the dumbbell(any dumbbell)  lift it up like you used too, and SOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF WITH IT.  You dummy!!!

“4Real”

This So. Carolina Governor could not keep his dick in his pants. But what Governor has? I think it’s funny that in today’s America we still find so much pleasure in finding out that people in high positions can be low down mudder-fluckers.  It’s weird that a public official has to explain his disdain in himself for getting some exotic pussy. Like he’s really going to mean it. He got caught and because of that he has to talk. Oh, Sanford, here, got down to Argentina and lost his flucking mind. The girls there are beautiful and it’s out of the 500 mile radius zone of your personal home. You’re gonna fall. A dope fiend cannot live in a crack house and expect to survive. If you’re a man in Argentina with money and power, you gonna get your dick sucked. That’s what happens in many Latin American countries. And quite of few Asian ones as well. Bottom line… you a man with money and power. It’s probably why you got it. So you can get the girls easy. This writer was a cat before most kittens. lol.

Before I close, why they got to bring Jesus in the conversation? The Bible? God?  If any of these three spiritual entities were used in Argentina, he would not be in this situation. He said God’s Law is to protect you from yourself. Well, obviously he was not in God’s Law cuz he got busted. Funny thing is after his wife kicked him to the curb he flew back to Argentina to beg for his lover’s hand on his knees.

I wonder did God’s law tell him to do that. lol. Because that’s how I talk to God… on my knees.

“That’s a Wrap4Real”

Check dude out trying to cop a plea. hahahahahahahahahahaha

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“FLYSPY ON THE WALL”
Created and Written by:
Yul “Spencer”

Produced by:
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Episode 8: Hostile Takeover

“FLYSPY ON THE WALL”
Created and Written by:
Yul “Spencer”

Produced by:
HENOCK G. and SHOSHIN ENTERTAINMENT

Episode 5: Lame Duck

We’ll what a day this Wednesday has been, the day before Thanksgiving Day. We Americans will stick to the tradition of eating “Turkey” if it means turkey hot dogs like myself. Many of you will be gathered around a table somewhere, either in your own home. Of course that’s if you still have it, a great first reason to be thankful. I think it’s right up there with oxygen.
Anyway so many topics can come up, let’s not let it be you that brings up the wrong one. Let’s see, Prop 8,

it passed good news now they can be happy fucking up each other lives as hetrosexuals, have been doing for many of years. They’re Queer they’re here and they’re here to stay(Congrats, Harvey Milk, you was da’dude that started it.). And I’m sure this would stir up a lot of shit at the table even in the most liberal homes. How about the economy, ehhhh’ wrong don’t do it, you’ll bring Thanksgiving dinner to a halt. Everyone will start thinking of all there loss’s this year it would really suck, don’t do it.

Now, since Obama, this week rolled out his economic team, and advisor’s to give Americans hope that “Help is on the way”.
All hell has continued to break lose, while NBNToday has been on constant Obama watch. The news keeps coming up with more tragedy around the world to report. Sadly they can’t even be funny about the shit that’s happening right now(India). It makes watching out for Obama, difficult it takes our eyes off the mark. His Presidency, so please don’t bring up the President elect either. It will just remind us how he can’t do nothing yet but talk just like most brothas’ I know. Yeah, lot’s of talking amongst the black culture it’s a coping skill to keep people off of us.

Anyhow leave politics off this years Thanksgiving table.
Oh, remember Sarah Palin conversations start out funny, but end up in all out wars. Don’t even try to bring that lady up at the table. It will be the biggest mistake you make this Thanksgiving. She’s a turkey, don’t fuck up anyone else’s.

And please don’t use phrases like, this turkey is the bomb!
Or, I have a white mama, like Obama.
And I definitely don’t think this is the Thanksgiving dinner you should tell anybody you’re going to marry your gay jeweler Francois’. Any other year, any other Thanksgiving, just not this one people, let’s not let it be about us, about you. Instead let’s be thankful for each other and our differences.

I’m just writing my thoughts about it, I think we all have been through so much together in just these last two years. That’s right we all have been in this ship together.
The ship is called America, we should all hold each other, and just keep telling each other, I Love You.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving continue to drop by and support us on a weekly basis, just don’t forget when you tell somebody about us tell em’ we’re just a “Funny Source For News”.
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Thank you All so very much.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”

“FLYSPY ON THE WALL”
Created and Written by:
Yul “Spencer”

Produced by:
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Episode 2: Transition to Power 2

That’s how McCain referred to Obama last night at the debate. As “That One” his contempt for a black man running for President is obvious. He can’t stand Obama, and he can’t stand the middle class he can’t even say middle class. It makes McCain cringe. “WE WILL RISE OR FALL AS A NATION-AS ONE PEOPLE” IT’S TIME TO ACT LIKE IT!

Post Debate comments. I can keep this short, I was at a function at AFI (American Film Institute) last night and couldn’t be at NBNToday studios to give a blow by blow report as I have in the past. Sorry.
So my post comments after watching it late last night on the DVR. Will be short because there was no Blow by blow to report.

it was more like jab, jab, jab. They just kept jabbing each other with McCain having little effect or none. Obama’s jabs cut lips and bruised that fat cheek of McCains’ and fucked up his posture as a candidate for President.
McCain wanted to hurt Obama, called him “That One” trying to get Obama to act out like a you know what? I don’t have to write it. Okay I’ll write it a Nigga, I couldn’t help myself. Hey-yyyyy! a little James Brown for ya.
He even said Obama is Loud, where have you heard that about black people before. Usually the joke is black people are loud in movie theaters! Not in town hall debates.

Damn McCain couldn’t even shake Obama’s hand at the end of it that’s some foul shit people Cindy McCain had to grab his hand. You got to know McCain plans for our future creates limitations for the average working American. We need a President who allows all of America to get a fair shake. Not just those who think there special like Johnny and Cindy McCain oh, let’s not forget Palin, she’ really special. (yellow bus special)

MCCAIN SAID TODAY HE DOESN’T NEED ADVICE FROM OBAMA, IF HE “WANTED ADVICE HE SURELY WOULDN’T GET FROM A CHICAGO POLITICIAN A NIGGA AGAIN. I’M SORRY MY FELLOW CITIZENS THIS IS THE UNDERLYING PERCEPTION HE IS THROWING OUT TO AMERICA. SUBTLE BUT DEADLY JUST LIKE A REAL POLITICIAN THAT MCAIN IS. HE’S TAKING EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO BE CLEAR THAT OBAMA AIN’T LIKE THE REST OF US. LIKE THE SHERIFF ASKING THE QUESTION TO A REPUBLICAN CROWD. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAKE UP TO BARACK “HUSSEIN” AS YOUR PRESIDENT? KNOWING YOU COULD’VE PREVENTED IT. THAT’S HOW MCCAIN PLANS TO RUN HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE NEXT 27DAYS. I KNEW HE COULDN’T RESIST SOON HE’LL BE DRAGGING OBAMA RELATIVES FROM AFRICA ON STAGE TO SUPPORT HIM.
REPUBLICANS DON’T PLAY PEOPLE, REMEMBER THE POLLS CLOSED IN FLA. DURING THE GORE RACE. BELIEVE ME THEY’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP CONTROL ON THIS COUNTRY.

And the reporters on MSNBC and other stations are really starting to piss me off. With they don’t know why Sarah Palin is gathering so much attention from the Republican base.
Well, let me answer that for you the base is mostly made up of old white stuffy men. And the young ones are usually arrogant sexually repressed bigots with the same exact haircut. That’s how you can identify them, the haircuts they’re all similar.
Most of this base young and old ain’t had no sex(pussy)in the last year. So they see Sexy Sarah, and go crazy with loins dysfunction.
I made that up “loins dysfunction” means that their nut-sacks are all stirred up. Which make men do crazy shit, for and over women. These reporters male and especially female, won’t tell the truth about this sexually repressed culture called the Republicans and the lack of sexual freedom within there party. And men are like this in general how grown folks don’t understand this and mostly afraid to admit it. They’re freaks most em’ I know people who used to sell drugs and sex sarah’s, to them back in the day. I know people that know people if you know what I mean. And these guys cant’ get over their fantasies of Palin. Clinton had Monica and that really pissed off the Republicans, probably because he did it in the “Oral office” I mean the “Oval office”. So, McCain will do one better. McCain is saying fuck an intern when you can fuck your Vice President.
Tell the truth you under contract reporters just accidently tell the truth.
YOU CAN YES YOU CAN, THEY SEE PALIN AND THEY WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. SORRY LADIES THIS IS THE DNA OF MOST MEN. THE OTHER MEN JUST WANT TO SHOP WITH HER AND DECORATE STUFF.

SECY. PAULSON IS SPEAKING BUT I DONT’ THINK THE MARKET IS LISTENING OR BELIEVING THE INDEX STAYS BELOW 10,000 AGAIN TODAY. I HAVE STOCK MYSELF AND AN IRA, THIS WRITER HAS A VESTED INTEREST IN THE ECONOMY AND THE STATE OF OUR WORLD. I just put that out there in case you doubt this writers personal participation. I write from experience and observation and I tell it like I see it, but you all know that.
OH, oh, Secy. Paulson is at the podium, he’s trying to reassure America and the stock markets here and abroad. That they will move quickly on this rescue package. To bailout Wall Street and revitalize our economy, but your street will still be under construction.
“That’ a Wrap4Real”

I’ve always said to myself, the reason we vote Government in is because they’re smarter than we’re suppose to be.( the average American citizen)
And obviously they want the job, we know that because of all that campaigning they do. So we say to ourselves somebody has to do the job because we’re busy. We have our own lives and careers and we’ve never been moved to be in politics.
In my day everybody was scared to get involved because they didn’t want to get shot. In my day there was a lot of shooting around politics. I knew that wasn’t a career path for me, because I like to shoot back. And I understand a President can’t or doesn’t get to carry a gun. Which I think is fucked up especially if you end up being the first one of your kind. Black, latino or an asian President you should be allowed to strap. Anyway we Americans need eyes and ears and representation in higher offices. Because we as fellow citizens are working on the ground. So we leave the laws and regulations and amendments and diplomacy up to those who campaign for the jobs.
Then we vote for the person that sells themselves the best to us. I guess WE are going to have to do better.
Right now that candidate who’s doing better is Obama,(personal opinion)because he sold himself better than the woman who should be president this year Hillary.(also my humble opinion).
With Obama, and McCain agreeing on this bail-out shows me we’re facing a no change President. Another President full of promises but no real stance yet. It shows me Obama, constantly falls in line with other politicians as well as any of them. He stood up in the Senate and said no to the War. Why couldn’t he do this in this instance? While America continues to go into debt and pass the debt onto it’s citizens. We have no chance to save our homes, families and businesses. Until this government sees fit to give taxpayers enough money to get themselves out of debt. To pay off their homes and automobiles to treat us better as consumers and as fucking people.
How about some affordable health care? How about some affordable everything. My fellow citizens it will be up to us and truly it always has been. Up to the families of this United States, the people to rise up and make things go there way.
They won’t bail my Uncle Willy out, and they haven’t bailed any of us out with this plan. The Market today still took a a “Rodney King” ass whupping. I believe it was because this bill cannot be trusted. So my money got beat up today it damn near bled to death.
Obama, “Stop the bleeding” what you all need to do up there on Capitol Hill is stop the Bullshit.
“That’s a Wrap4Real”