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It’s always funny news to hear over and over what’s already been predicted by this blogga before President Obama was even elected. I yelled at the television as if I were watching the “Oakland Raiders” lose another game. If Obama becomes President they (haters) will stand in the way of everything he tries to do. And we the American people would be paying for it in taxes, no health care, and joblessness. And most of all, short of him actually living through his term (no poison in his mashed potatoes) he would be blamed for all this shit that the last administration dumped on his administration. Hence, “The Butler did it”! Like any other elected President at this time, including Ms. Hillary, could get us out of this catastrophe in a couple of years. See how funny this news is? And how much funnier and strange the GOP party is?

I mean I was literally screaming to the country to have mercy on the brotha’. Don’t put him in this situation, yet. It’s too early. No one listened. I said to my friends and readers please let Ms. Hillary get into the White House first. Let the rich white woman in there to clean up the mess the Republicans were leaving behind for the next Administration. I heard they (Republicans) toilet papered the White House dining room and took most of the keys off of every computer. Those GOPs’ are a bunch of pranksters.

Of course, that’s nothing compared to the pranks they pulled on the American people. The financial collapse, two wars, and New Orleans but of course those funny GOPs’ don’t believe any of us are paying attention or keeping score.

They would have us believe that the “Barack” did it! It’s all his fault that this stimulus package which began before Bush left office and tossed into Barack’s lap. Obama was going to have to take it in the rear if he wanted to be the President. See Hillary is used to taking it in the rear. The gang banging GOP fears Ms. Hillary. We’ve all witnessed their reactions to women in authority. (Sarah Palin the sexy school teacher they all want to f**k). They don’t see Hillary that way so they fear her. I’d only be worried for her future intern.

The brotha’s (Barack’s) ambition got the best of him and the superstar treatment hyped him up to believe he could really sustain the presidency. You have to admit Obama has some big huevos they must put Steven Speilberg on hold. Shit, he wasn’t Hillary. He wasn’t a rich white woman who’s lived in the White House for eight years. Americans optimism is to be congratulated and appreciated by all minorities in this country. I can only hope it is.  Speaking only for myself I’ve been relieved to know that the entire United States of America doesn’t hate black people. (because I grew up knowing they did. I’m happy that has changed for me). Nevertheless if any reader, reading this post thinks Obama got it into office because of the minority vote, you’re higher then a Santa Claus on meth.

There’s no such thing as a minority vote we’re the popular vote which can and has influenced the electoral votes. Electoral votes are the votes that get the President elected. These votes come from places where minorities aren’t allowed but heard. However this blogga predicted on television during a comedy stand up special in New Orleans pre-”Katrina”. That Hillary Clinton would be the first woman President of the United States of America, no later than 2012. I was joking about feeling sorry for her future intern if she was anything like Bill. After I heard that Barack Obama was challenging her in 2008, I knew right then my prediction maybe altered. Well maybe not.

If the President doesn’t follow the new proposed game-plan for 2012 I predict he will serve only one term as the “First Black President” (the jury is still holding his birth certificate that’s why I didn’t write “First American Black President”). In case he fools all of us. Changing his name from Barry to Barack Obama doesn’t help the suspicious and hints a subtle threat because do any of us know any of us for real?  Only what they tell us about you (any citizen). There’s always a reasonable doubt when you weren’t at the scene of a crime. Anyway, Obama isn’t as Harvard smart as we thought. (no game) If he were Harvard smart, this blogga believes he would’ve let the rich powerful white-lady married to the former “Give me head or give me the phone” President win. I’m not sure I would want my kid to go to Harvard if he’s going to be so smart he’s stupid.

He should’ve let her have the office for the first eight years after Bush. We the American people should’ve seen it. Hillary knows where the bodies are buried. All Obama had to do was step back until 2016. With eight more years in the Senate, he would’ve been clearly more suited for the presidency. And Hillary would’ve had this bi-partisan problem nipped in the bud. How do you think the American people are going to react to them blocking everything some rich former president’s wife wanted for the American people? We would all be in an uproar. But nooooooo! Instead we’re going to blame the “Barack” instead of protecting our elected president anyway we can. It’s too bad the President had to shoot his wad now. Maybe he started believing the hype the lights and the fame. I don’t know but look at him now. He’s scrambling for help and support but help is not far away.

The plan is to have Hlllary step off as Secretary of State, the job Joe Biden (Vice President) orginally wanted. She runs with Obama as Vice President in 2012 and then he may win a second term. If she decides not to help the democrats keep the White House for sixteen years, she can run against him in 2012 and my prediction would come true because she would win.

See, those “electoral” votes will bow down and say we gave the black dude a shot but we can’t afford to lose anymore money or government to Barack’s fresh ideas about how government should do business. It’s time to give America it’s first woman President. Now she can help the democrats dominate (and she’s known to be a team player) by running with President Obama as his Vice President in 2012 and then if they finally get this financial and health care issue handled. Hillary can take the office back herself for eight more years ’til 2016. She will get the credit for bringing the financial intelligence of Bill Clinton to the game. So re-election in 2016 should be promising. This is America – destined to be the greatest country in the free world. It’s not over until the happy part people.

But I’m sure and I’m counting on our readers to know the “Barack” didn’t do it…Not this crisis we’re living in now. Futhermore, we still have a couple of years to see if he, (President Barack ”Hussein” Obama) turns out to be the coldest undercover secret agent terrorist man ever created.

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The new job bill that’s just sitting in the books waiting to be passed(if you can believe that). As Americans are losing jobs faster then Obama can become completely grey haired.

This bill would cut taxes and create jobs for Americans by lending small businesses money to function. And according to President Obama, this legislation is already paid for, no more money is needed to put it into action. President Obama also mentioned in so many words that the opposition in the White House has continued to block this bill and not get it passed. These dumb mudder-fluckers…(okay I said that, but I mean it). Obama calls it obstruction, we call it ignorant. Ignorant asses’.

We have the highest rate of unemployment ever and we all know that this mess was left behind by the Bush-shit. The “Troops” are coming home now. And to what? Yeah they might of helped another country(Iraq)get their shit together while we’re failing our own home and them(Our troops).

Right here in America! Civilian life will suck for them because it’s sucking for most of their families already. Some Senators are obstructing this bill, over eighty percent of them are in favor of it,  according to the words of the good prophet Barack Obama.

I mean President.

These few rich weird men and women are blocking what’s necessary for small businesses to stay in business. Money.

President Obama looked a little pissed and frustrated this morning when saying to the Republicans who are specifically obstructing this job bill.  ”Move Biatch…Get Out The Way…Get Out The Way….Get Out The Way!” as he stepped off from the mic.

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Talk about some funny(shit)news, the Press Secretary Robert Gibbs got a lil’ comical at the White House the other day.  And now everyones asking for the guys walking papers. The guy is paid to speak and not to do jokes. Now it’s clear to me why I could never be a Press Secretary. Gibbs usually does a great job at relaying President Obama’s messages like he should.

But this day he was feelin’ the herb or the “Chi” or something. Shit they give you an audience and a mic it’s on. Anyway, the thing that Press Secretary Gibbs said to some liberal critics was… Those who think Obama is “like George Bush,” he said, “ought to be drug-tested.” Funny!!! Not only did he just snitch out some possible drug users in the White House but he’s probably right.

Anyone who thinks Obama is like Bush. You got(s) to be on some kind of mild medication. Don’t you think? I mean they’re…

…Like the Press Secretary was trying to say. Gibbs had Obamas’ back!

He was trying to defend his boi’ from all this undeserved criticism. And now they want a good ol’ lynching(no pun intended).  What, he can’t look out for his homie?

Asking Gibbs to resign from his post for this “Keepin’ it real” comment or because he doesn’t make an apology is ludicrous and funny news to us. And just straight out bitchy.

Obama hasn’t proven to be the best politician yet, but so far he’s better.

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Hillary got my number?

Well, It took from the time of our first President, George Washington all the way through to Bill Clinton to get a national debt exceeding 5trillion dollars.

It took our 43 President, George W. Bush-hole, to double that in two terms. Eight years, it took this fool to put us all in such a deep hole we’re not sure this President the 44th one and the minority one could even have a chance of getting us out of debt. If he does I wonder will the other side who hates him so much stop the hate.

Our debt won’t even fit on our national debt clock it’s so big they have to make two more slots for the extra digits next year.

Well, here’s what he’s accomplished thus far.

President Barack Obama: 200 day REPORT CARD.

A-- Passed a $787 billion economic stimulus plan.

A+– Unveiled a series of measures to help troubled banks, homeowners and small businesses.

B — Reversed many Bush-era initiatives, such as detention policies and harsh interrogation practices.

C+– Announced that the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, would be closed by 2010.

A-– Increased the number of U.S. troops in Afghanistan.

B-– Announced a plan to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq.

A+– Overturned a Bush-era policy that limited federal tax dollars for embryonic stem cell research.

A+– Proposed a 2010 budget that included key energy, education and health care programs.

Well the next 100 days will be something to watch, it will be in doubt that Obama can get anything actually done. Will we still be without professional health care for every American? What about employment, and education? Obama’s plans for health care reform and an energy “cap and trade” program hangs in the bloody wings. It remains to be seen if the economic initiatives he has proposed and passed are even working.

Well, we still love ‘em here at NBNToday we believe he’s doin’ all he can do, with what they give ‘em to work with. Good Job.

Notes: Barack, don’t be afraid to check out every room in the White House, know what’s going on behind every door. Especially the doors they suggest you don’t go into.

Barack, Please walk your ass down to the mint tonight, you must know where that door is by now. And let them know you”re the President now.

Barack, don’t be afraid to listen more than you talk to these crazy son of biacthes in the White House. They’ve been running the ship for along time. You can’t rebuild until you tear some shit down. So, listen and get the information you’ll need to rebuild a Happier America for us all.

Really excellent work thus far we’re proud of you, believe that. NBNToday

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I mean I don’t know the space program but I know when someone is calling someone a ho’!…(nepotism they say, Ho’ in L.A.) Check out video below leave comments.

This biatch is corrupt herself Michelle Malkin,(Rep. boys love her) and she’s doing all she can to corrupt minds with this book. And this writer calls Malkin a biatch because she called my sista out (M.Obama) and blindsided her instead of stepping to her and saying what she had to say to her face. But instead this biatch wrote a book about what she thinks. Who gives a fluck really? (makes for comedy for me) She’s lucky her buddy Sarah Palin didn’t get into office, she would’ve banned her book. You know how Sarah likes to read.

Michelle Malkin is making money people once again heres someone who sees a need and is filling it. Yeah, there is 48% of this country who hate the fact that a black man is president and all of you white people voted for him. It just chaps their asses. So, this fine as Asian woman who obviously could use some tube steak for lunch. Is creating the havoc that the republicans are famous for. She may have some valid points,(maybe even a lot of them) but one point she doesn’t make and will not make or could even reconcile with.

Is that Obama,(The black guy) didn’t create any of this mess. It’s not even about the last administration as flucked up as it was, but it’s about politics for the last 5o years. The way of doing politics,(business) must not change for these old goats and they will pay any cost to make sure it doesn’t. They’re afraid of this n.i.g.g.a., black man, colored, or porch monkey to start uncovering shitty politics of the last fifty years. See, he’s black he doesn’t have any real loyalty to the way they’ve been doing things for all these years. They’re just tools and methods for him to get into office and hopefully make a change. Politicians I truly believe must keep serving the American people lies for this is how politics is done.

Remember, the American people “Can’t handle the Truth”. Can we? That’s a question in itself.

Have they’ve been protecting the American people from themselves with all these lies? Can we as a nation live in a glass house? Can we? There are so many events that go around us every day and because of our great military, government, doctors, police, fire, rescue, secret service, and all the undercover shit. Deep op’s and these Navy Seal guys, these some bad mudder fluckers. Because of all these super hero type people we don’t know half the danger we’re in on a daily basis. So the question remains can we as Americans handle the truth? Good question.

The crazy lady on  the View…just digging up shit. She offers no solutions just problems, that we’re all aware of. Politics is Politics. She’s says this is the most corrupt adminstration, more corrupt then, Nixon? Reagan? Bushe’s ? is she for real?

We feel better since we’re out of the Bushes’ but no one wants to convict our last President for all the crimes he pulled on the American people. They want to jump the gun and go after the man who is the newest to the politcal arena. He has had no affect on the White House in the last fifty years this woman is starting fires. Somebody ought to put her ass out, fortunately most fires fade to black. Dont’ blame that on the Obama’s.

This is what they say Obama wants for all Americans. You believe them? Do you believe we voted in the man for change to do this to all of us? C’mon do you really think this is the type of man that half the nation of all races, cultures, creeds, and religions voted in? We saw what the crazy half of America would prefer suffering. Let’s see how crazy our half is to believe that Barack is the kind of man that would see us all suffer even more then we have in the last decade. We at NBNtoday don’t think so. We get this President, he understands that the Whitey in the White House is tricky and ruthless. And would see all of us die who don’t have p.h.d.s’ and shit. If you’re not a high powered mudder flucker in this world your not worth saving. And America doesn’t have the time to wait for you to get your shit together. We outta of here!

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This is what all the money makers are afraid of(video below) losing that MONEY. And that the average American would be in line with all their elected officials asses for Health Care. This some how doesn’t motivate people in the health care profession to continue to be leaders in the medical industry. No motivator if there is no pay. Wow, saving lives is motivated by money, not goodness, or a God, or what’s right at the time. But flucking money that’s it, with money in the game it’s the carrot doctors and scientist and health care professionals need to do what they do. I’ve always thought we do what we do because that’s who we are. For fun or for free. Well I could be wrong.

WASHINGTON D.C. NBN/VIA/CNN –Now you know Biggie and Tupac in heaven right now screaming through the clouds. IT COULD’VE BEEN US! President Obama, President of the US of A, not blockbuster  kicked it with a beer(you know he wanted a cigarette) at the White House Thursday night with his homie the AfrO-American professor and the white police officer who arrested him earlier in the month. Ain’t this a biatch, our President has time for this kind of shit? He is a little to flucking cool if you ask me. Sometimes he forgets he’s a President. That’s what happened when he called the police stupid, he was lashing out in defense of his buddy.

And forgot he was President but remembered being black though didn’t he? He jokingly spoke on the secret service shooting his ass if he tried to break into his new house. The White House.

Vice President Joe Biden, brought his ass up in the meeting all unannounced and shit. Sgt. James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates Jr., both came suited up, then sat down with Obama and Biden, who both were pimpin’ the white dress shirt sleeves rolled up.

Video showed mugs of cervesa, being dropped off at the table to all of ‘em. Now they were all sitting at this round table at the edge of the White House’s Rose Garden, pushing back peanuts and pretzels from silver bowls like money makers. Say it isn’t so?

Barack was drinking Bud Light,(like a biatch)  Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer bigger biatch), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light(Old Man) and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.(Cop say no more) Someone should broke out some Cognac and really talked shit out.

Now Earlier on Thursday, Obama said the get together was prompted by a conversation he had with Crowley, who said in a phone call with Obama, “Maybe I’ll have a beer in the White House someday.” Obama like a brotha’ said that’s a go I can get that done. A brotha’ will get creative for a break during work. Wasn’t like a flucking riot broke out or two soldiers who couldn’t get along because of the color of their skin. This is because the media keeps trying to find something, anything to make Obama look bad. He called the cops stupid who hasn’t? I know some cops and they call other cops stupid.

Now for some crazy silly separate racist shit, a Boston, Massachusetts, police officer became part of the problem by referring to Gates in a mass e-mail blast as a “banana-eating jungle monkey.” Well it looks like the hangin’ mentality is still with us. Ignorance in it’s purest form and this kind of mentality is being paid taxpayer money. Or it could just be a cruel joke from people who know Gates. I don’t want to call it.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? The secular press calls it disturbing we call it “FLUCKED UP FOR THE BROTHA”.  Mr. Afro American Henry Louis Gates Jr., a prominent Harvard scholar of African-American history, was arrested last week at his Cambridge, Mass., home like a niggler. He got a wake up call that’s all, sometimes the Afro American people can get besides themselves. And start thinking they in the clear until somebody from across the street call the police to say you breaking into your own house.

That happened to a friend of mines, who had a crack problem. He used to try to rob his own house. He’d sit outside waiting for people to leave his own house, it never happened because he was the person, waiting outside his own house waiting to rob it. You get it no one ever left his house he was already outside peepin’ through the windows of his own house.

But this is and was not the case with Gates today, local cops dropped the whole thing. But they don’t know they’ve might’ve pissed off maybe the wrong niggler. This is someone who has written books on the black experience, I don’t think he has one on what can happen once you achieved his status. That in America you will still and always be treated like you a monkey in your own home.   These are a few of his most popular books,  Colored People: A Memoir and In Search of Our Roots: How 19 Extraordinary African Americans Reclaimed Their Past. He also wrote The Signifying Monkey: A Theory of African-American Literary Criticism. As you can see no books on the Po-Po treating the Afro American like he a niggler!

Now the reason they arrested the brotha’ was because he was talkin’ shit. See, you can’t talk shit to the Mass. P.D. are you out your fluckin’ mind?  YOU FO’GOT YOU BLACK MR. GATES. HAVING A REAL NICE HOUSE IN A REAL NICE NEIGHBORHOOD WON’T COVER YOUR SKIN COLOR FOR THE POLICE.

They don’t know you’re a scholar and a personal friend of the President of the United States. Plus he’s black also, he can’t talk shit to the police either. Obama, tried it for you and then he had to retract his statement about calling the police stupid.  And had to do it almost immediately. Because he knows black people cannot talk crazy to the police even if you are in your own house. Yes, even if you’ve paid millions for the home, it doesn’t change who you are my man.

Gates had just arrived back from a trip from China, you know hittin’ that chinese pu-tang. His front door was jammed so he went around back and used his key on his back door. But from inside the house he still couldn’t get the front door open. That’s when the police popped up and scared the shit out of him and then asked him for some ID. And that’s when we believe the Afro-American became the niggler. And cussed the police out. And they said oh, hell naw, and took his ass to jail. That’s what happens when you black talkin’ crazy to the police you look viscous, scary, and they freak out and hand cuff you after your beating of course.

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